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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5010 on: November 16, 2009, 10:00:35 AM »
WHERE NOT WHY

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5011 on: November 16, 2009, 10:02:01 AM »
In a field outside Stafford I think   redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5012 on: November 16, 2009, 10:04:27 AM »
I think you'll find he asked where not WHY!  ::)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5013 on: November 16, 2009, 04:39:05 PM »
I am currently on a train a Clapham Junction and it has not broken :-). Young's o'clock within 20 minutesish.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5014 on: November 16, 2009, 05:09:34 PM »
That is awfully close
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5015 on: November 16, 2009, 05:12:03 PM »
That is awfully close
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5016 on: November 16, 2009, 05:17:23 PM »
No, they are dribbling  sick2:

Not anything to do with anything other than a rather nice memory cloud9: In about 1969 my parents rented a farm house  in Worcestershire they (the farmers) had a small milking herd, I used to ride buttercup to the dairy and milk her by hand.  cloud9:

They can and do dribble quite a bit.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5017 on: November 16, 2009, 05:23:30 PM »
Born in a farm cottage I was fed, from the age of four months to four years, a daily diet of "straight from the milking parlour" top of the milk, eggs from our own hens, butter & cheese made by my Grandmother. Bread came from a small village bakery on the corner of the High Street. Meat was provided by our own pigs (one slaughtered each year) garden chickens and geese plus any game that wasn't claimed by the estate before my Uncles got to it.

Small wonder I grew up to have heart problems.  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5018 on: November 16, 2009, 06:43:00 PM »
Richard Branson: I keeeeellll heeemmm  cussing:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5019 on: November 16, 2009, 06:48:17 PM »
You're not still on the train surely?

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5020 on: November 16, 2009, 06:53:57 PM »
All trains back to Scallypool are delayed because, um, of an earlier delay. That would be the one hour delay (complete with dribbling cows) that made me 30 minutes late for a one hour meeting. Angry9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5021 on: November 16, 2009, 06:56:45 PM »
Find your inner temple of peace and focus on soothing waves breaking gently on a tropical beach  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5022 on: November 16, 2009, 06:56:52 PM »
All trains back to Scallypool are delayed because, um, of an earlier delay. That would be the one hour delay (complete with dribbling cows) that made me 30 minutes late for a one hour meeting. Angry9:
Why didn't you just dri- Oh sorry...  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5023 on: November 16, 2009, 07:02:35 PM »
Find your inner temple of peace and focus on soothing waves breaking gently on a tropical beach  whistle:

Those relaxation DVDs you bought on eBay are really working, aren't they?  ;)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5024 on: November 16, 2009, 07:05:04 PM »
 thatsit:

ANd the guy across the aisle from me on the train is Photoshopping naked pictures of HIMSELF  eeek:
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