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Offline tel

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6000 on: August 06, 2010, 10:19:23 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:14:14 AM
Quote from: tel on August 06, 2010, 10:12:49 AM
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I am dirty....  eyes:

and a grandad.

Experienced like... the gerls like that...  ;)

And the pipe and slippers as well?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6001 on: August 06, 2010, 10:22:10 AM »
Quote from: tel on August 06, 2010, 10:19:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:14:14 AM
Quote from: tel on August 06, 2010, 10:12:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:09:47 AM
I am dirty....  eyes:

and a grandad.

Experienced like... the gerls like that...  ;)

And the pipe and slippers as well?

Oh yes...

They realise that the pipe indicates that I am fearless and the slippers that I'm ready for bed...  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6002 on: August 06, 2010, 10:24:23 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:22:10 AM
Quote from: tel on August 06, 2010, 10:19:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:14:14 AM
Quote from: tel on August 06, 2010, 10:12:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:09:47 AM
I am dirty....  eyes:

and a grandad.

Experienced like... the gerls like that...  ;)

And the pipe and slippers as well?

Oh yes...

They realise that the pipe indicates that I am fearless and the slippers that I'm ready for bed...  eyes:

Well I'm sure the carers will tuck you in, after your Horlicks.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6003 on: August 06, 2010, 10:30:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:22:10 AM

Oh yes...

They realise that the pipe indicates that I am fearless and the slippers that I'm ready for bed...  eyes:

Doesn't the pipe indicate you will have yella fingers  scared2: and the slippers that you will have curled up toes  scared2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6004 on: August 06, 2010, 10:31:14 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 06, 2010, 10:30:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:22:10 AM

Oh yes...

They realise that the pipe indicates that I am fearless and the slippers that I'm ready for bed...  eyes:

Doesn't the pipe indicate you will have yella fingers  scared2: and the slippers that you will have curled up toes  scared2:

Oh noes...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6005 on: August 06, 2010, 12:21:57 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 06, 2010, 10:30:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:22:10 AM

Oh yes...

They realise that the pipe indicates that I am fearless and the slippers that I'm ready for bed...  eyes:

Doesn't the pipe indicate you will have yella fingers  scared2: and the slippers that you will have curled up toes  scared2:

I smoked a pipe for years ~ and ciggies but never had yellow fingers.

As for slippers ~ depends on the type I suppose.
I only ever have this sort:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6006 on: August 06, 2010, 02:20:57 PM »
I have been out and about doing battle. I seem to have won.  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6007 on: August 06, 2010, 02:21:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2010, 02:20:57 PM
I have been out and about doing battle. I seem to have won.  rubschin:

 Popcorn:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6008 on: August 06, 2010, 02:22:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2010, 02:20:57 PM
I have been out and about doing battle. I seem to have won.  rubschin:

Check the news for another rampage in the north  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6009 on: August 06, 2010, 02:33:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2010, 02:20:57 PM
I have been out and about doing battle. I seem to have won.  rubschin:

Bank, Accountant or Mrs Nick?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6010 on: August 06, 2010, 02:37:24 PM »
Bank  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6011 on: August 06, 2010, 02:38:57 PM »
 happ096
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6012 on: August 06, 2010, 03:50:26 PM »
 happ096  too!

I've been out having a slightly strange but tastey lunch at a, er, ... Kyrghz Kazakh restaurant  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6013 on: August 06, 2010, 03:54:45 PM »
You must be pished. That name is evidently a typing error.  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6014 on: August 06, 2010, 03:59:02 PM »
Pastis is having a Polish weekend it seems.


Polish chap goes to the optician for an eyetest.

The optician says "Cover you right eye with this card and look at the chart ..... now can you read what it says on the chart?"

"Read it" says the Pole "I used to live next door to him"
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