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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6300 on: August 31, 2010, 12:05:10 PM »
Use Brick Acid you knob!! Or face the Knobpoon TM
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6301 on: August 31, 2010, 12:12:46 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:48:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2010, 10:46:40 AM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:

Have you tried BLEACH ffs man? ::)

Lob it 'round the sides, and leave it for arf an hour. Give it a good whiskin' with the bog brush, flush, sorted.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6302 on: August 31, 2010, 12:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:43:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2010, 10:42:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:39:33 AM
I've been cleaning all freaking day!  cussing:

Spent the last two hours with me hand down the bog!  sick2:

Why?

Full of limescale....  sick2:

A guy at work was once told us that he was having a bath at home and that he couldn't find the foot scraper he had used for three or four years to scrape hard skin off his feet. He asked his missus where the foot scraper was
"What scraper?"
"The scraper that's usually on the side of the bath"
"That's not a foot scraper, that's what I use to scrape the limescale from the bottom of the toilet!"  sick2:  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6303 on: August 31, 2010, 12:17:57 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 12:12:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:48:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2010, 10:46:40 AM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:

Have you tried BLEACH ffs man? ::)

Lob it 'round the sides, and leave it for arf an hour. Give it a good whiskin' with the bog brush, flush, sorted.
Worth a a shot, but acid is better. I used it on a  bath once. Werked a treat. Mind you, I had to evacuate the flat and go to the pub for 2 hours till the fumes dispersed.  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6304 on: August 31, 2010, 12:24:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2010, 12:17:57 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 12:12:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:48:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2010, 10:46:40 AM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:

Have you tried BLEACH ffs man? ::)

Lob it 'round the sides, and leave it for arf an hour. Give it a good whiskin' with the bog brush, flush, sorted.
Worth a a shot, but acid is better. I used it on a  bath once. Werked a treat. Mind you, I had to evacuate the flat and go to the pub for 2 hours till the fumes dispersed.  redface:

Conc. acid NOT generally available at your local Cypriot Spar shop tbqh
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6305 on: August 31, 2010, 12:27:34 PM »
What time is Mrs BM/LL due back then?

I do 'ope she's going to pop in and say 'ello like.

I/we've missed her, haven't we? cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6306 on: August 31, 2010, 12:29:00 PM »
B&Q sell Brick Acid, which is the same thing. MInd you, I had to replace the bath afterwards  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6307 on: August 31, 2010, 12:37:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2010, 12:29:00 PM
B&Q sell Brick Acid, which is the same thing. MInd you, I had to replace the bath afterwards  redface:
Great, super, smashing idea ey?

BM lobs arf a gallon of brick acid down the bog, and the bog disappears? happy088



Any other 'NICK TOP TIPS' you'd care not to share with us ey?  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6308 on: August 31, 2010, 12:41:50 PM »
I could start a Mr NIck DIY advice thread, like  angel1

Everyone should buy Brick Acid now.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6309 on: August 31, 2010, 12:43:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2010, 12:41:50 PM
I could start a Mr NIck DIY advice thread, like  angel1


You could, but don't you think you're ridiculed enough already, or are you some sort of masochist? Shrugs:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6310 on: August 31, 2010, 01:02:07 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 12:12:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:48:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2010, 10:46:40 AM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:

Have you tried BLEACH ffs man? ::)

Lob it 'round the sides, and leave it for arf an hour. Give it a good whiskin' with the bog brush, flush, sorted.

Bleach just um... bleaches the filth out of it doesn't it...? Shrugs:

Anyhoo... the vinegar has done the trick!  cloud9:

How do you get rid of the smell of vinegar...?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6311 on: August 31, 2010, 01:02:43 PM »
Add chips to it ???
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6312 on: August 31, 2010, 01:03:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:02:07 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 12:12:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:48:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2010, 10:46:40 AM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:

Have you tried BLEACH ffs man? ::)

Lob it 'round the sides, and leave it for arf an hour. Give it a good whiskin' with the bog brush, flush, sorted.

Bleach just um... bleaches the filth out of it doesn't it...? Shrugs:

Anyhoo... the vinegar has done the trick!  cloud9:

How do you get rid of the smell of vinegar...?

Bleach!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6313 on: August 31, 2010, 01:04:18 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6314 on: August 31, 2010, 01:04:55 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 01:03:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:02:07 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 12:12:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:48:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2010, 10:46:40 AM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:

Have you tried BLEACH ffs man? ::)

Lob it 'round the sides, and leave it for arf an hour. Give it a good whiskin' with the bog brush, flush, sorted.

Bleach just um... bleaches the filth out of it doesn't it...? Shrugs:

Anyhoo... the vinegar has done the trick!  cloud9:

How do you get rid of the smell of vinegar...?

Bleach!

And how do I get rid of the smell of the bloody bleach?  ::)
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