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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8445 on: June 17, 2011, 01:57:51 PM »
 Drool:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8446 on: June 17, 2011, 01:59:14 PM »

Quote from: Nick on June 17, 2011, 01:54:46 PM
I once had an unfortunate incident with her in a revolving door  redface:

Unfortunate?

Quote from: Snoopy on June 17, 2011, 01:57:51 PM
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Yes, she is a fine filly.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8447 on: June 17, 2011, 02:00:19 PM »
She was beating on the glass with her fists  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8448 on: June 17, 2011, 02:04:25 PM »
Nathaniel's sweating up a bit ~  scared2:




Phew! false alarm.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8449 on: June 17, 2011, 05:31:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 17, 2011, 01:54:46 PM
I once had an unfortunate incident with her in a revolving door  redface:

You bent down to tie your shoelace didn't you  point:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8450 on: June 17, 2011, 05:34:01 PM »
Briefcase jam  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8451 on: June 17, 2011, 07:02:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 17, 2011, 05:34:01 PM
Briefcase jam  redface:

A detailed recipe for which will appear in the Restaurant ... ?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8452 on: June 17, 2011, 08:30:17 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 17, 2011, 07:02:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 17, 2011, 05:34:01 PM
Briefcase jam  redface:

A detailed recipe for which will appear in the Restaurant ... ?
drumroll:

A lady in the village is a serious jam-maker but was complaining about the price of empty jars at about 80p each.

She has discovered that Tesco value lemon-curd has the same jars but costs 20p.
She is now buying it and tipping out the contents.

Prepare for blocked drain tales. . .
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8453 on: June 17, 2011, 08:32:07 PM »
Lemon curd  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8454 on: June 17, 2011, 10:08:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 17, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
Lemon curd  cloud9:

Would you like a few gallons?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8455 on: June 17, 2011, 10:19:26 PM »
I'll have some cider...if you got any going spare...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8456 on: June 18, 2011, 03:41:24 PM »
I have been off-air - along with most of Larnaca and Limassol...  evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8457 on: June 18, 2011, 03:45:40 PM »
Reminds me of that famous headline (perhaps an urban myth)

"Fog in Channel -- Continent Cut Off"
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8458 on: June 19, 2011, 09:03:01 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8459 on: June 19, 2011, 01:05:17 PM »
I have been busy in the garden like. Off to the shop next. No rest for the wicked
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