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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8730 on: July 23, 2011, 06:39:24 AM »
Blow those cobwebs away dear boy or the girlies will never go downstairs  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8731 on: July 23, 2011, 06:43:13 AM »
There is a portrait of BM down there ...... it looks as if he is about 100!   rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8732 on: July 23, 2011, 06:49:45 AM »
Is it one of Freudian slips' ? Could be worth money now  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8733 on: July 23, 2011, 06:57:47 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 23, 2011, 06:39:24 AM
Blow those cobwebs away dear boy or the girlies will never go downstairs  lol:

I've been dusting  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8734 on: July 23, 2011, 07:01:01 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 23, 2011, 06:49:45 AM
Is it one of Freudian slips' ? Could be worth money now  rubschin:


I was thinking more Dorian Grey  ::)

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The novel tells of a young man named Dorian Gray, the subject of a painting by artist Basil Hallward. Basil is impressed by Dorian's beauty and becomes infatuated with him, believing his beauty is responsible for a new mode in his art. Dorian meets Lord Henry Wotton, a friend of Basil's, and becomes enthralled by Lord Henry's world view. Espousing a new hedonism, Lord Henry suggests the only things worth pursuing in life are beauty and fulfillment of the senses. Realizing that one day his beauty will fade, Dorian (whimsically) expresses a desire to sell his soul to ensure the portrait Basil has painted would age rather than himself. Dorian's wish is fulfilled, plunging him into debauched acts. The portrait serves as a reminder of the effect each act has upon his soul, with each sin displayed as a disfigurement of his form, or through a sign of aging.
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Offline apc2010

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8735 on: July 23, 2011, 12:37:00 PM »
Got leccy for once ................and nobody here.......... Banghead
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8736 on: July 23, 2011, 01:09:56 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 23, 2011, 12:37:00 PM
Got leccy for once ................and nobody here.......... Banghead

I'm here!  ;D

Oh I see... when you said 'nobody...'  sad24:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8737 on: July 23, 2011, 01:11:17 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2011, 01:09:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 23, 2011, 12:37:00 PM
Got leccy for once ................and nobody here.......... Banghead

I'm here!  ;D

Oh I see... when you said 'nobody...'  sad24:

Yeah now .........................anyhoo off the bed to kill this hangover ........
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8738 on: July 23, 2011, 01:32:09 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 23, 2011, 01:11:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2011, 01:09:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 23, 2011, 12:37:00 PM
Got leccy for once ................and nobody here.......... Banghead

I'm here!  ;D

Oh I see... when you said 'nobody...'  sad24:

Yeah now .........................anyhoo off the bed to kill this hangover ........

Presumably that means you are that bladdered that you reckon you're gonna fall out of bed, twat yer 'ed and die, thus killing one burd and a apc all in one go!
Bloody genious! happy088
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8739 on: July 23, 2011, 01:39:54 PM »
No, still pissed from last night ...............free booze sounds like a good idea but....... noooo:


4 bars later and a house full of people at 5 am ...........is not a good idea ......

(not to self not 21 anymore)........... surrender:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8740 on: July 23, 2011, 01:54:44 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 23, 2011, 01:39:54 PM
No, still pissed from last night ...............free booze sounds like a good idea but....... noooo:


4 bars later and a house full of people at 5 am ...........is not a good idea ......

(not to self not 21 anymore)........... surrender:

Yup. I discovered the same 'ere about 7 years ago and have hardly touched alchohol ever since tbh.

Fell off me bike on the way home from a party, and then fell down the stairs smashing a newly installed cuboard en route an hour later on me way to the bog...turned right instead of left.

Woke up everyone and even the next door neighbour apparently. whistle:
NEVER been forgiven, and absolutely no one ever gave a flying fuck about my scarred and battered  face  arms and legs.
All I got was "when are you going to clean up all the dried bllood off everything you utter disgrace?" eeek:
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Offline apc2010

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8741 on: July 23, 2011, 01:56:27 PM »
Never again ...............till tonight .. whistle:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8742 on: July 23, 2011, 02:39:53 PM »
I'm werking, like.
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Offline Just One More

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8743 on: July 23, 2011, 05:17:12 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 23, 2011, 01:54:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 23, 2011, 01:39:54 PM
No, still pissed from last night ...............free booze sounds like a good idea but....... noooo:


4 bars later and a house full of people at 5 am ...........is not a good idea ......

(not to self not 21 anymore)........... surrender:

Yup. I discovered the same 'ere about 7 years ago and have hardly touched alchohol ever since tbh.

Fell off me bike on the way home from a party, and then fell down the stairs smashing a newly installed cuboard en route an hour later on me way to the bog...turned right instead of left.

Woke up everyone and even the next door neighbour apparently. whistle:
NEVER been forgiven, and absolutely no one ever gave a flying fuck about my scarred and battered  face  arms and legs.
All I got was "when are you going to clean up all the dried bllood off everything you utter disgrace?" eeek:

Was the cupboard OK  rubschin:
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8744 on: July 23, 2011, 07:29:40 PM »
I bought it, I assembled it, so it was MINE, OK?

No. It was turned into matchwood after I'd hit it at the bottom of the stairs, but more importantly, I had quite severe cuts and bruising to me 'ed, and everyone was asking the following week if I'd been in a punch up, what with all the limpin' and stuff too.

No bastard bloody cared or cares though, miserable munters.  Banghead

 
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