LL's sister is arriving today.... consequently the house and garden has to be spotless.... 
Why?
Who sez?
LL I suspect, yes?
That is sssssssso false you know, and I'm quite suprised tbqhfas.
I thought you were/are one of the REAL geezers 'round 'ere that won't take any nonsense from ANY wimmin.
You've washed MeMi bits in the dish washer,
and had stripped down oily bits on the kitchen table,
grease on the floor,
ALL most admirable,
so what's changed ey?
I'm most saddened at these seemingly new and most wrong 'mousey' tendencies.
