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[miss Tchevious]

 

[Barman]

LL's sister is arriving today.... consequently the house and garden has to be spotless.... 

Why?
Who sez?

LL I suspect, yes?


That is sssssssso false you know, and I'm quite suprised tbqhfas.
I thought you were/are one of the REAL geezers 'round 'ere that won't take any nonsense from ANY wimmin.

You've washed MeMi bits in the dish washer,  and had stripped down oily bits on the kitchen table,  grease on the floor,  ALL most admirable,  so what's changed ey?
 
I'm most saddened at these seemingly new and most wrong 'mousey' tendencies.

Calm down Bear.... 

I'm just loading stuff on me motorbike - I'm off out shooting this arvo... 

Is that betterer?

[GROWLER]

 

Now look 'ere YOU, you owld bat,   this is NOT a laffin' matter.
 It's a mosr serious development in the wrong direction.
I'm most upset and feel almost as though I've partly lost a freind.

[Barman]

 

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am trying to decide what to avoid doing today

What an excellent way of spending the day I think that I might join you.  Want some coffee while we mull this problem over?

[Nick]

And biccies too please

[GROWLER]

I am trying to decide what to avoid doing today

What an excellent way of spending the day I think that I might join you.  Want some coffee while we mull this problem over?

Don't forget to give him one of my cakes too, you know, save him nicking it like, bloody rancid  little  heathen of a termite ...him not you btw.

[Just One More]

LL's sister is arriving today.... consequently the house and garden has to be spotless.... 

Why?
Who sez?

LL I suspect, yes?


That is sssssssso false you know, and I'm quite suprised tbqhfas.
I thought you were/are one of the REAL geezers 'round 'ere that won't take any nonsense from ANY wimmin.

You've washed MeMi bits in the dish washer,  and had stripped down oily bits on the kitchen table,  grease on the floor,  ALL most admirable,  so what's changed ey?
 
I'm most saddened at these seemingly new and most wrong 'mousey' tendencies.

I think all that coincided with LL being over here like 

[Darwins Selection]

 

I'm most upset and feel almost as though I've partly lost a freind.

Lost part(s) of a friend more like, the same as Snoopy's dog.

[miss Tchevious]

where did everyone go? just me and apc left.......and it's a bit sad to converse via VP when he is sitting across the room from me.

[Barman]

I'm here! 

[miss Tchevious]

oh thank god!!!!!! thought I was going to have to talk to apc. phew.

[Barman]

oh thank god!!!!!! thought I was going to have to talk to apc. phew.

God-like.... 

[apc2010]

 

[Barman]

Oi, get that off yer boat race and get that boat trip sorted!