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Offline Barman

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2007, 02:32:20 PM »
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Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
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Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:


Or tell lies!  point:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2007, 03:42:49 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 02:30:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:26:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2007, 02:25:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 02:17:38 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:




Ah well now ~ yesterday was my birthday and I didn't have a cigarette BUTTTTTTTTtttttttttttttt redface:

Let's just say it still works shall we. cloud9:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2007, 03:47:27 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 03:42:49 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 02:30:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:26:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2007, 02:25:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 02:17:38 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:




Ah well now ~ yesterday was my birthday and I didn't have a cigarette BUTTTTTTTTtttttttttttttt redface:

Let's just say it still works shall we. cloud9:

Yep! You can't beat Duracell. ;)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2007, 03:49:42 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 03:47:27 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 03:42:49 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 02:30:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:26:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2007, 02:25:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 02:17:38 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:




Ah well now ~ yesterday was my birthday and I didn't have a cigarette BUTTTTTTTTtttttttttttttt redface:

Let's just say it still works shall we. cloud9:

Yep! You can't beat Duracell. ;)

Well it was that or Lobster Thermidor. ;)
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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2007, 03:54:32 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 02:30:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:26:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2007, 02:25:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 02:17:38 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:



They do say that everything that is pleasurable is either illegal, immoral or fattening. I've made it my life's work to find something that is all three! lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2007, 04:01:41 PM »
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 12, 2007, 03:54:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 02:30:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:26:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2007, 02:25:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 02:17:38 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:



They do say that everything that is pleasurable is either illegal, immoral or fattening. I've made it my life's work to find something that is all three! lol:

That girl with the Cadbury's Flake came very close

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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2007, 04:03:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 04:01:41 PM
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 12, 2007, 03:54:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 02:30:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:26:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2007, 02:25:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 02:17:38 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:



They do say that everything that is pleasurable is either illegal, immoral or fattening. I've made it my life's work to find something that is all three! lol:

That girl with the Cadbury's Flake came very close



Well, Snoops, I can see the immoral and the fattening, but where's the illegal? Unless, of course, she's of a 'certain age', but then, would she be in a TV ad?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2007, 04:52:19 PM »
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 12, 2007, 04:03:31 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 04:01:41 PM
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 12, 2007, 03:54:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 02:30:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:26:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2007, 02:25:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 02:17:38 PM
Welcome back Barman!
I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:
The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:
Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:
They do say that everything that is pleasurable is either illegal, immoral or fattening. I've made it my life's work to find something that is all three! lol:
That girl with the Cadbury's Flake came very close


Well, Snoops, I can see the immoral and the fattening, but where's the illegal? Unless, of course, she's of a 'certain age', but then, would she be in a TV ad?

The chocolate bar is clearly below the age of consent.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2007, 05:49:51 PM »
And what she does with it is certainly illegal in several states of the good old US of A
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2007, 10:32:00 AM »
Feeling peckish.
Any pickled eggs behind the bar?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2007, 10:35:09 AM »
Quote from: tel on July 13, 2007, 10:32:00 AM
Feeling peckish.
Any pickled eggs behind the bar?

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2007, 10:40:17 AM »
Quote from: tel on July 13, 2007, 10:32:00 AM
Feeling peckish.
Any pickled eggs behind the bar?
On the me ?n you today, cheese & onion crisps or nothing? same as yesterday funnily enough?  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2007, 12:57:15 PM »
Any chance of some black pudding with a sweet chille sauce dip, for Sunday lunch-time?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2007, 02:47:04 PM »
Quote from: tel on July 13, 2007, 12:57:15 PM
Any chance of some black pudding with a sweet chille sauce dip, for Sunday lunch-time?
or cheese & onion crisps or nothing?  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2007, 02:58:53 PM »
No Biltong?  cloud9:
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