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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2610 on: February 05, 2009, 02:54:57 PM »
Just had my hair done....and an amaaaazing massage  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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« Reply #2611 on: February 05, 2009, 03:03:36 PM »
Painting...  evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2612 on: February 05, 2009, 03:25:21 PM »
Just opened the fee letter from the orthopaedic consultant ...  surrender:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2613 on: February 05, 2009, 03:25:46 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 05, 2009, 03:25:21 PM
Just opened the fee letter from the orthopaedic consultant ...  surrender:


Gulp!

How much...?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2614 on: February 05, 2009, 03:31:05 PM »
What's the top score in a game of darts, 3 darts?      cry:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2615 on: February 05, 2009, 03:31:41 PM »
Surely it was an arm and a leg  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2616 on: February 05, 2009, 03:32:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 05, 2009, 03:31:41 PM
Surely it was an arm and a leg  lol:

 drumroll:    Just the leg, actually  ;)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2617 on: February 05, 2009, 03:33:56 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 05, 2009, 03:31:05 PM
What's the top score in a game of darts, 3 darts?      cry:
With me throwing...? About five...?  Shrugs:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2618 on: February 05, 2009, 03:36:21 PM »
One hundred and eighty!




That's for a 45 minute conversation btw
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2619 on: February 05, 2009, 03:41:23 PM »
How many visits...?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2620 on: February 05, 2009, 03:46:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2009, 03:41:23 PM
How many visits...?

I amended my post. 1 visit: 45 mins

Hey ho. I see house prices went up by 1.9% in January, so theoretically etc etc...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2621 on: February 05, 2009, 04:18:07 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 05, 2009, 03:46:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2009, 03:41:23 PM
How many visits...?

I amended my post. 1 visit: 45 mins

Hey ho. I see house prices went up by 1.9% in January, so theoretically etc etc...
Bloody hell!

If you'd been well enough you could have come here and saved a fortune!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2622 on: February 05, 2009, 04:28:25 PM »
Yep. 60 quid per 15 mins. A good screw in anybody's book! Do the maths and figure out what a consultant like that might make in a year  eeek:

I might have to make a slight adjustment to my business rates  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2623 on: February 05, 2009, 05:00:59 PM »
But can you fix backs and knees and stuff?

















Thinking about it ~ can he?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2624 on: February 05, 2009, 05:07:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 05, 2009, 05:00:59 PM
But can you fix backs and knees and stuff?


Thinking about it ~ can he?  rubschin:

Good point! This was for an 'opinion'
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