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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2820 on: February 20, 2009, 11:50:46 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2009, 11:49:48 AM
I was walking past my fridge and I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs. However on close inspection it was just the chives talking.


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2821 on: February 20, 2009, 11:59:44 AM »
"I was in the dentist's office the other day reading the magazines. Wasn't it awful about that Titanic?"
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2822 on: February 20, 2009, 12:09:51 PM »
 noooo: Just when you thought that you had reached rock bottom......
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2823 on: February 20, 2009, 12:11:22 PM »
We can always do worse (it's the pub motto)  angel1
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2824 on: February 20, 2009, 12:12:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2009, 12:11:22 PM
We can always do worse (it's the pub motto)  angel1
I think you'll find it is your motto!  point:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2825 on: February 20, 2009, 12:14:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2009, 12:11:22 PM
We can always do worse (it's the pub motto)  angel1

Oh I thought that it was 'always knowingly over sold'
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2826 on: February 20, 2009, 01:10:36 PM »
Afternoon all. The ham 'n' cheese croissants bar snack were very tasty. Who's in the kitchen today BM?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2827 on: February 20, 2009, 01:13:21 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 20, 2009, 01:10:36 PM
Afternoon all. The ham 'n' cheese croissants bar snack were very tasty. Who's in the kitchen today BM?

Anybody seen GOS's gumshields. He thinks he left them on the bar.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2828 on: February 20, 2009, 01:16:29 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2829 on: February 20, 2009, 01:17:29 PM »
Onwards and downwards.

Anyone seen my arch supports? Made of gel.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2830 on: February 20, 2009, 01:21:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2009, 01:17:29 PM
Onwards and downwards.

Anyone seen my arch supports? Made of gel.

Much is explained.  ::)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2831 on: February 20, 2009, 01:25:01 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 20, 2009, 01:10:36 PM
Afternoon all. The ham 'n' cheese croissants bar snack were very tasty. Who's in the kitchen today BM?
Well, not Wenchy anyway...  cussing:

She popped her head in earlier then buggered off... POETS day prolly....  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2832 on: February 20, 2009, 01:29:56 PM »
It's half term, she and Mr Wench have to get their things together while they have a chance, like
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2833 on: February 20, 2009, 01:30:54 PM »
Not well.  noooo:

Am watching Cleopatra on channel 4.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2834 on: February 20, 2009, 01:32:08 PM »
Turn it off then, you will soon feel better
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