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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3315 on: April 10, 2009, 10:22:10 AM »
Where you off to? Essex, innit? Do they have bookshops there?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3316 on: April 10, 2009, 10:49:05 AM »
Loads of 'em. As I recall Malden and district is full of bookshops and such places. Also have some family history research to do whilst there and a couple of cousins to visit, neither of whom I have seen for over 15 years.


Actually having a good day so far. Have kept out of the way by getting up at 0630 and visiting lil Bruvver who is 59 today. Took him gifts and cards. Bought him brekky in our favourite greasy spoon, had a couple o cans of beer back at his place then left him to go to his bed as he worked last night and is working again tonight. Returned home to find SWWLTBO and children at boiling point in their arguments about what they could and could not take on holiday. Pointed out that my packing is done and that I am ready to leave 20 hours before the due time angel1 and retreated to my office.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3317 on: April 10, 2009, 02:43:28 PM »
I am ignoring this easter lark  noooo:

Are the Post Offices open today?  rubschin:

You have easter larks up there?

Down here we have easter bunnies! ;)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3318 on: April 10, 2009, 02:45:31 PM »
We have Easter fooking wildlife hereabouts. Most of it incontinent, as far as I can see  evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3319 on: April 10, 2009, 03:04:57 PM »
Has young Growler just crapped on your floor then?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3320 on: April 10, 2009, 03:07:55 PM »
It would be hard to tell  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3321 on: April 10, 2009, 03:53:40 PM »
Bears shit in the woods. Seagulls, ducks, tourists, foxes and passing badgers shit on Nick's doorstep ~ as does Nick from time to time. whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3322 on: April 10, 2009, 05:21:51 PM »
Hedgehogs, you forgot hedgehogs  evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3323 on: April 11, 2009, 08:22:13 PM »
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3324 on: April 11, 2009, 08:55:48 PM »
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3325 on: April 11, 2009, 08:57:14 PM »
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
We had a BOGOF offer on single malts too...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3326 on: April 11, 2009, 09:06:01 PM »
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
We had a BOGOF offer on single malts too...  noooo:

Proper Irish stuff, like, or the porridge wog stuff?

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3327 on: April 11, 2009, 09:07:48 PM »
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
We had a BOGOF offer on single malts too...  noooo:

Proper Irish stuff, like, or the porridge wog stuff?
A whole load of porridge wog stuff I got in Duty Free....  whistle:

Never mind eh  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3328 on: April 11, 2009, 09:44:56 PM »
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
We had a BOGOF offer on single malts too...  noooo:

Proper Irish stuff, like, or the porridge wog stuff?
A whole load of porridge wog stuff I got in Duty Free....  whistle:

Never mind eh  cloud9:

Have you checked your baggage yet?

An hour to extract a case of Talisker through the hand grip is quite good going.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3329 on: April 11, 2009, 09:46:34 PM »
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
We had a BOGOF offer on single malts too...  noooo:

Proper Irish stuff, like, or the porridge wog stuff?
A whole load of porridge wog stuff I got in Duty Free....  whistle:

Never mind eh  cloud9:

Have you checked your baggage yet?

An hour to extract a case of Talisker through the hand grip is quite good going.  whistle:

Think he's gone to beddy-byes  whistle: