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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3345 on: April 13, 2009, 03:34:10 PM »
The darts tournament is upon us.

First round I'm up againt...









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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3346 on: April 13, 2009, 04:35:19 PM »
I'm just back from Epsom like... 
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3347 on: April 13, 2009, 04:45:10 PM »
Beat Mrs TMR(to be) in the first round. Just!

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3348 on: April 13, 2009, 04:47:02 PM »
Beat Mrs TMR(to be) in the first round. Just!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3349 on: April 13, 2009, 05:18:07 PM »
Need to slow down my drinking :-)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3350 on: April 13, 2009, 05:36:10 PM »
I'm just back from Epsom like... 

You went to Epsom why?  Mention salts and you may get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3351 on: April 13, 2009, 05:45:51 PM »
I'm just back from Epsom like... 

You went to Epsom why?  Mention salts and you may get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
I went for a walk around the race course of, um course....  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3352 on: April 13, 2009, 06:08:05 PM »
Through round two. Up against "the chip" next round - he is the master, I am not worthy.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3353 on: April 13, 2009, 06:12:47 PM »
Through round two. Up against "the chip" next round - he is the master, I am not worthy.
Of course you are... have another pint like...  happy088
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3354 on: April 13, 2009, 06:57:51 PM »
I am the champion. Again :-)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3355 on: April 13, 2009, 06:59:13 PM »
 drumroll: happ096
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3356 on: April 13, 2009, 07:31:45 PM »
Not only are perfect sopranos produced by castration, but also great darts players it seems.  ;)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3357 on: April 13, 2009, 07:41:28 PM »
The final was probably the worst display of darts you might ever have the misfortune of watching. Thank god (or whatever sky pixie) for alcohol and the general degradation of abiliity it brings.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3358 on: April 13, 2009, 09:18:03 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3359 on: April 15, 2009, 08:11:20 AM »
Everybody has buggered off again.

Not good to be drinking on your own.

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