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Offline Barman

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #105 on: July 20, 2007, 02:59:01 PM »
Quote from: tel on July 20, 2007, 02:57:52 PM
What is Wenchy doing in the cellar pickling eggs when they aren't served in the bar?
Where are they being sent?

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #106 on: July 20, 2007, 03:00:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2007, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: tel on July 20, 2007, 02:57:52 PM
What is Wenchy doing in the cellar pickling eggs when they aren't served in the bar?
Where are they being sent?

rubschin:

Its obvious Barman, she's selling them on the side to fund her Harry Potter habit  point:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #107 on: July 20, 2007, 03:07:04 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2007, 03:00:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2007, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: tel on July 20, 2007, 02:57:52 PM
What is Wenchy doing in the cellar pickling eggs when they aren't served in the bar?
Where are they being sent?

rubschin:

Its obvious Barman, she's selling them on the side to fund her Harry Potter habit  point:

Barman eats them, it's part of my slavery contract.  sad24:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #108 on: July 20, 2007, 03:08:14 PM »
My local, following the flooding, smells like a wet dog. I have asked the guv'nor whether it is now a good time to allow the regulars to light up their lovely Golden Virginia, to mask the smell.

He say no.

Git.

It is quite surreal watching a Lexus float down the road, though - such are the joys of "our weather"
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #109 on: July 20, 2007, 03:13:21 PM »
Barman must smell worse than the wet dog.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #110 on: July 20, 2007, 03:25:39 PM »
Such lovely weather


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #111 on: July 20, 2007, 03:31:54 PM »
Am recovering from server room developing a bloody great leak this morning. Thankfully nothing blew up, but now half the servers are in my workshop instead of the server room. Too much water for my liking.
Shall enjoy my pint of Youngs this evening, eggs or no eggs.
Better not be any wet dogs.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #112 on: July 20, 2007, 03:47:12 PM »
Wise move Yoda Tel.

Our underground car park at work started filling up this morning, luckily my Leviathan remained rooted to its bay. Unlike the Fiat Punto beside it that was caught in the tide and ended up twenty feet from its usual place. By the time the owner noticed, it had already rusted to a sodden hulk.

If the Italian car makers spent more time checking the quality of the steel they use and less time shagging their sisters, these episodes would not occur. Same goes for the French, but substitute brothers and/or grandmothers for sisters.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #113 on: July 20, 2007, 03:51:07 PM »
Quote from: tel on July 20, 2007, 03:13:21 PM
Barman must smell worse than the wet dog.
I do actually?

Just been to see the Russian neighbours ? had to eat Russian Borch (nice) and raw garlic cloves?  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #114 on: July 20, 2007, 04:25:48 PM »
Steer clear
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #115 on: July 20, 2007, 04:33:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2007, 04:25:48 PM
Steer clear
Indeed... even my eyes are watering...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #116 on: July 20, 2007, 05:02:01 PM »
Given the recipe it is perhaps better that we do not broadcast where they go ~ suffice it to say our customers are not endangered by our "cottage industries" (other than if you stand too close to the Home Brew)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #117 on: July 27, 2007, 08:38:44 AM »
Is it everybody hiding?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #118 on: July 27, 2007, 08:54:52 AM »
I've been out...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #119 on: July 27, 2007, 09:18:13 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2007, 08:54:52 AM
I've been out...  whistle:

I've been in...  eyes:
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