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Offline Pastis

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3420 on: April 24, 2009, 01:53:31 PM »
Dare I say, have a good weekend?  eeek:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3421 on: April 24, 2009, 01:59:40 PM »
Cheers hun ...

hope to be back Sunday evening ....
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3422 on: April 24, 2009, 02:01:51 PM »
I'm sure the popcorn will be lined up, like  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3423 on: April 24, 2009, 02:04:05 PM »
Good luck Miss D I'll wave to you as you pass.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3424 on: April 24, 2009, 02:06:58 PM »
I'm popping in for drinks and respite don't forget Miss C  8)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3425 on: April 24, 2009, 02:18:47 PM »
Sorry - I have actually been working  noooo:

Got to hurry up and finish everything as if off to the Isle of Wight in about an hour  scared2:
 

 rubschin:

Wonder where she's really going then?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3426 on: April 24, 2009, 02:26:44 PM »
 ;D

Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3427 on: April 24, 2009, 02:35:13 PM »
;D

Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:

You are certainly better as you are my dear.  ;)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3428 on: April 25, 2009, 12:12:17 PM »
;D

Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:

You are certainly better as you are my dear.  ;)

 rubschin: When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3429 on: April 25, 2009, 02:39:05 PM »
;D

Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:

You are certainly better as you are my dear.  ;)

 rubschin: When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?

Did I say that?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3430 on: April 26, 2009, 11:52:34 AM »
;D

Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:

You are certainly better as you are my dear.  ;)

 rubschin: When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?

Did I say that?

Noooooo! I did razz:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3431 on: April 26, 2009, 07:15:16 PM »
Just heard this on the radio ~ haven't heard it in years ~ seems appropriate somehow.

"Life Gets Tedious ~ Don't it"

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The sun comes up'n the sun goes down
The hands on the clock keep goin' around;
I just get up 'n it's time to lay down,
Life gets tee-jus don't it?

My shoes untied, but I don't care,
I ain't figuring on goin' nowhere;
I'd have to wash and comb my hair;
And that's just wasted effort.

The water in the well's gettin' lower and lower,
Can't take a' bath for six months or more;
But I've heard it said and it's true I'm sure,
That too much bathin' will weaken yer.

I open the door and the flies swarm in,
Shut the door and I'm sweating again;
And in the process I cracked my shin,
Just one darn thing after another.

You know that old brown mule, he must be sick,
I jabbed him in the rump with a pin on a stick;
He humped his back but he wouldn't kick,
There's something cockeyed somewhere.

A mouse a-chawing at the pantry door,
He's been at it for a month or more;
When he gets through there, he's sure going to be sore,
There ain't a darn thing in there.

Hound dog howling so forlorn,
Laziest dog that ever was born;
He's howlin' 'cause he's sitting on a thorn,
Just too tired to move over.

Tin roof leaks and the chimney leans,
There's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans
I've ate the' last of the pork and beans,
Just can't depend on nothin'.

The cows gone dry and hens won't lay,
Fish quit biting last Saturday;
Troubles pile up day by day,
Now I'm getting dandruff.

Grief and misery, pains and woes,
Debts 'n' taxes 'n' so it goes;
And I think I'm getting a cold in the nose,
Life gets tasteless don't it?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3432 on: April 26, 2009, 07:45:18 PM »
;D
Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:
You are certainly better as you are my dear.  ;)
rubschin: When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?
Did I say that?
Noooooo! I did razz:

You still have contacts in the I.O.W then I see  redface: redface: redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3433 on: April 26, 2009, 07:48:43 PM »
;D
Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:
You are certainly better as you are my dear.  ;)
rubschin: When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?
Did I say that?
Noooooo! I did razz:

You still have contacts in the I.O.W then I see  redface: redface: redface:

 whistle:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3434 on: May 04, 2009, 05:28:34 PM »
Bank Holiday Monday... great!  ::)  I have managed to avoid almost everyone!  razz:

A busy park scene this morning with the usual suspects, dog walkers, joggers, stragglers from the night before... still, no dead bodies so there's a plus.
No DIY, No shopping...  cloud9:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"