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Sorry - I have actually been working Got to hurry up and finish everything as if off to the Isle of Wight in about an hour
Wish I was perfect like you lot
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 24, 2009, 02:26:44 PM Wish I was perfect like you lot You are certainly better as you are my dear.
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 02:35:13 PMQuote from: Miss Demeanor on April 24, 2009, 02:26:44 PM Wish I was perfect like you lot You are certainly better as you are my dear. When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?
Quote from: Snoopy on April 25, 2009, 12:12:17 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 02:35:13 PMQuote from: Miss Demeanor on April 24, 2009, 02:26:44 PM Wish I was perfect like you lot You are certainly better as you are my dear. When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?Did I say that?
The sun comes up'n the sun goes downThe hands on the clock keep goin' around;I just get up 'n it's time to lay down,Life gets tee-jus don't it?My shoes untied, but I don't care,I ain't figuring on goin' nowhere;I'd have to wash and comb my hair;And that's just wasted effort.The water in the well's gettin' lower and lower,Can't take a' bath for six months or more;But I've heard it said and it's true I'm sure,That too much bathin' will weaken yer.I open the door and the flies swarm in,Shut the door and I'm sweating again;And in the process I cracked my shin,Just one darn thing after another.You know that old brown mule, he must be sick,I jabbed him in the rump with a pin on a stick;He humped his back but he wouldn't kick,There's something cockeyed somewhere.A mouse a-chawing at the pantry door,He's been at it for a month or more;When he gets through there, he's sure going to be sore,There ain't a darn thing in there.Hound dog howling so forlorn,Laziest dog that ever was born;He's howlin' 'cause he's sitting on a thorn,Just too tired to move over.Tin roof leaks and the chimney leans,There's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeansI've ate the' last of the pork and beans,Just can't depend on nothin'.The cows gone dry and hens won't lay,Fish quit biting last Saturday;Troubles pile up day by day,Now I'm getting dandruff.Grief and misery, pains and woes,Debts 'n' taxes 'n' so it goes;And I think I'm getting a cold in the nose,Life gets tasteless don't it?
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 25, 2009, 02:39:05 PMQuote from: Snoopy on April 25, 2009, 12:12:17 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 02:35:13 PMQuote from: Miss Demeanor on April 24, 2009, 02:26:44 PM Wish I was perfect like you lot You are certainly better as you are my dear. When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?Did I say that?Noooooo! I did
Quote from: Snoopy on April 26, 2009, 11:52:34 AMQuote from: Darwins Selection on April 25, 2009, 02:39:05 PMQuote from: Snoopy on April 25, 2009, 12:12:17 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 02:35:13 PMQuote from: Miss Demeanor on April 24, 2009, 02:26:44 PM Wish I was perfect like you lot You are certainly better as you are my dear. When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?Did I say that?Noooooo! I did You still have contacts in the I.O.W then I see