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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3645 on: July 01, 2009, 07:06:25 AM »
Shaven pubic area coming up!  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3646 on: July 01, 2009, 07:07:37 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3647 on: July 01, 2009, 07:23:38 AM »
Snigger...  shutup:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3648 on: July 01, 2009, 07:23:46 AM »
Someone take the device of him - and soon  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3649 on: July 01, 2009, 07:25:21 AM »
Someone take the device of him - and soon  eeek:
It'll be The Boy next - a burfday haircut like...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3650 on: July 01, 2009, 07:35:15 AM »
Hope he's not got any furry cushions in his hotel room  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3651 on: July 01, 2009, 07:37:11 AM »
Hope he's not got any furry cushions in his hotel room  eeek:
Or nice fluffy towels like...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3652 on: July 01, 2009, 07:49:23 AM »
Also hope the train does not get delayed - who knows what distraction activities he might find to keep him amused  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3653 on: July 01, 2009, 07:52:31 AM »
I once shaved one side oy my tache off - Mrs Tel didn't notice!

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3654 on: July 01, 2009, 07:54:01 AM »
Also hope the train does not get delayed - who knows what distraction activities he might find to keep him amused  eeek:

Prolly try to shave the beard off the Sikh driver or the head of the man dozing in the next seat.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3655 on: July 01, 2009, 07:55:24 AM »
I once shaved one side oy my tache off - Mrs Tel didn't notice!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3656 on: July 01, 2009, 08:01:39 AM »
I have just relayed the tale of Nick's beard and eyebrows to Mrs S#2 and the family (all of whom know him of course)
She said:
"Nick is a lovely fellow but at the same time you have to admit he is a complete fuckwit"

THW dropped her breakfast spoon and her jaw  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3657 on: July 01, 2009, 08:06:19 AM »
I have just relayed the tale of Nick's beard and eyebrows to Mrs S#2 and the family (all of whom know him of course)
She said:
"Nick is a lovely fellow but at the same time you have to admit he is a complete fuckwit"

THW dropped her breakfast spoon and her jaw  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3658 on: July 01, 2009, 08:24:08 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3659 on: July 01, 2009, 11:49:33 AM »
I have just relayed the tale of Nick's beard and eyebrows to Mrs S#2 and the family (all of whom know him of course)
She said:
"Nick is a lovely fellow but at the same time you have to admit he is a complete fuckwit"

THW dropped her breakfast spoon and her jaw  eeek:

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