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grumpyoldsoldier

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3660 on: July 02, 2009, 06:18:02 AM »
Quiet in here innit?....mmm nuffin in the till or petty cash box.. I must have a rummage through BM's nicker drawer eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3661 on: July 02, 2009, 06:41:24 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on July 02, 2009, 06:18:02 AM
Quiet in here innit?....mmm nuffin in the till or petty cash box.. I must have a rummage through BM's nicker drawer eyes:
Oi!  evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3662 on: July 02, 2009, 06:50:44 AM »
bugger.. rumbled! Exits stage left
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3663 on: July 02, 2009, 07:13:05 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on July 02, 2009, 06:18:02 AM
Quiet in here innit?....mmm nuffin in the till or petty cash box.. I must have a rummage through BM's nicker drawer eyes:

If you were bored you could have got breakfast ready for the rest of us  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3664 on: July 02, 2009, 07:14:09 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 02, 2009, 07:13:05 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on July 02, 2009, 06:18:02 AM
Quiet in here innit?....mmm nuffin in the till or petty cash box.. I must have a rummage through BM's nicker drawer eyes:

If you were bored you could have got breakfast ready for the rest of us  whistle:
Quite so Miss D!  lol:
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grumpyoldsoldier

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3665 on: July 02, 2009, 07:46:55 AM »
Not much in the cupboard cherubs, I could have done you a pickled egg and crisps on a bed of salted peanuts platter rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3666 on: July 02, 2009, 07:48:08 AM »
Always one with the excuses you - eh  whistle:
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grumpyoldsoldier

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3667 on: July 02, 2009, 08:00:18 AM »
Sorry.. will you spank me now?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3668 on: July 02, 2009, 08:09:54 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on July 02, 2009, 08:00:18 AM
Sorry.. will you spank me now?

Oh alright  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3669 on: July 02, 2009, 08:11:06 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 01, 2009, 08:01:39 AM
I have just relayed the tale of Nick's beard and eyebrows to Mrs S#2 and the family (all of whom know him of course)
She said:
"Nick is a lovely fellow but at the same time you have to admit he is a complete fuckwit"

THW dropped her breakfast spoon and her jaw  eeek:

I like the sound of the THW
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3670 on: July 02, 2009, 08:14:40 AM »
 eeek:

Snoops is going get ya  lol:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3671 on: July 02, 2009, 09:59:25 AM »
Feeling tired and lazy this morning. Had a shower, checked my e mails. Just went and made a coffee. Went out onto the balcony to survey things. Shouted Hello to my mate Roy.

He stared and said, 'WHy haven't you got any clothes on?'
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3672 on: July 02, 2009, 10:01:01 AM »
 eeek: bet he failed to notice the lack of beard.  point:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3673 on: July 02, 2009, 10:04:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2009, 09:59:25 AM
Feeling tired and lazy this morning. Had a shower, checked my e mails. Just went and made a coffee. Went out onto the balcony to survey things. Shouted Hello to my mate Roy.

He stared and said, 'WHy haven't you got any clothes on?'
 redface:

noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3674 on: July 02, 2009, 07:47:53 PM »
Oh dear. I had forgotten. Today is the Village Wine Tasting Festival  noooo:

It starts at 11.30 with drinks. It then moves to a large marquee at the Cricket Club.

420 people 'taste' wine. For 9 hours.  noooo:

Posh types. Blazers and ball gowns.

There are now 420 utterly pissed hoorays and such wandering about. They can't even recall their own names  noooo:

Noisy

















Vomit and arrests later  noooo:
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