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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3720 on: July 04, 2009, 02:21:00 PM »
I have a high forehead, like. It makes space for my mahoosive brain
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3721 on: July 04, 2009, 02:21:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2009, 02:21:00 PM
I have a high forehead, like. It makes space for my mahoosive brain
Of course...  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3722 on: July 04, 2009, 02:23:30 PM »
I believe it is also called balding!  point:
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« Reply #3723 on: July 04, 2009, 02:28:55 PM »
Wenchy is being horrid to me  sad24:

And they made me have a tetanus injection in my bottom  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3724 on: July 04, 2009, 02:58:03 PM »
I must be getting soft in me ol age but I feel dreadfully sorry for you Nick. It really does look very painful  noooo:

When the damage is repaired and you are left with an almost unnoticeable scar  8) - you can make up lots of other various stories about how you obtained the scar - much more menacing than tripping on the stairs of course  whistle:
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« Reply #3725 on: July 04, 2009, 03:07:03 PM »
It doesn't hurt at all. I just look like I have been attacked with a machete  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3726 on: July 04, 2009, 03:11:43 PM »
 eeek:

I can account for my whereabouts last night if needs be  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3727 on: July 04, 2009, 03:37:25 PM »
Klaus Kinski has a scar rather like that if I recall ... I shall have to find a pic  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3728 on: July 04, 2009, 03:40:34 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3729 on: July 04, 2009, 03:43:27 PM »
I can't find the pic / film I was thinking of... mind you, he was partial to a bucket from time to time...



That would work as an alternative  razz:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3730 on: July 04, 2009, 03:44:05 PM »
BM has already offered to rent me his bucket (on the usual terms)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3731 on: July 04, 2009, 03:47:30 PM »
How do we know it is Nick's head...?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3732 on: July 04, 2009, 03:48:16 PM »
Who else's head would it be?  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3733 on: July 04, 2009, 03:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2009, 03:48:16 PM
Who else's head would it be?  ::)
You could have found that picture on one of your bizarre Intermong searches... then posted it for a bit of sympathy and to get Miss D to send you a nurse like...  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3734 on: July 04, 2009, 03:58:09 PM »
Do you want a blood sample. I have just found handprints n my bathroom wall  eeek:
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