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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3810 on: July 20, 2009, 01:05:30 PM »
Mrs Nick is en route to meet Prince Chopper. She called to ask how my satnav werks. It seems this conference centre is not marked on maps or road signs  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3811 on: July 20, 2009, 01:06:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:04:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:02:38 PM
She looks like an alien  noooo:
At least she is more than half your age!  point:

You are merely jealous of my new acquaintance with the curvaceous Yvette who is far from home and living alone next door and eager to improve her English
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3812 on: July 20, 2009, 01:09:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:06:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:04:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:02:38 PM
She looks like an alien  noooo:
At least she is more than half your age!  point:

You are merely jealous of my new acquaintance with the curvaceous Yvette who is far from home and living alone next door and eager to improve her English
And you'll start with "Je suis un vieil homme sale"  point:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3813 on: July 20, 2009, 01:10:23 PM »
I am happy to help her get better acquainted with my native tongue  angel1
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3814 on: July 20, 2009, 01:12:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:10:23 PM
I am happy to help her get better acquainted with my native tongue  angel1
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For fucks sake don't type 'split tongue' into google images while searching for a witty pictorial response!  eeek:





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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3815 on: July 20, 2009, 01:18:09 PM »
Why did you tell me not to do that  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3816 on: July 20, 2009, 01:20:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:18:09 PM
Why did you tell me not to do that  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3817 on: July 20, 2009, 01:37:48 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:12:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:10:23 PM
I am happy to help her get better acquainted with my native tongue  angel1
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For fucks sake don't type 'split tongue' into google images while searching for a witty pictorial response!  eeek:

At least it is banned by the US military. ::)





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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3818 on: July 20, 2009, 01:38:36 PM »
She's been at the mushrooms noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3819 on: July 20, 2009, 01:48:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:38:36 PM
She's been at the mushrooms noooo:

Quite so, but that does not detract from the fact that it has been banned by the US military. Banghead
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3820 on: July 20, 2009, 01:50:47 PM »
Mushrooms?  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3821 on: July 20, 2009, 01:54:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:50:47 PM
Mushrooms?  eeek:

Noo silly face this....



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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3822 on: July 20, 2009, 01:55:32 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3823 on: July 20, 2009, 02:00:33 PM »
Ginger is good for that  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3824 on: July 20, 2009, 02:14:57 PM »
Ginger what is 'good' for that exactly?
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