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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3870 on: July 21, 2009, 12:56:08 PM »
We too have builders in ~ fortunately working outside, in the rain like.
They seem to have upset Mrs S#2 and they deffo have not been given tea. I'm keeping a low profile.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3871 on: July 21, 2009, 03:01:12 PM »
Builders have all gone. The mess  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3872 on: July 21, 2009, 03:08:11 PM »
Builders have all gone. The mess  noooo:
Get a cleaner in - quick!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3873 on: July 21, 2009, 03:16:12 PM »
Would not the nice young French lady come to your assistance?
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3874 on: July 21, 2009, 03:19:38 PM »
I'm sure she will be there, with her knitting, when Mrs Nick gets home.  whistle:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3875 on: July 21, 2009, 04:27:57 PM »
Note to self: do not use large quantities of white spirit and then stop for a fag break  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3876 on: July 21, 2009, 04:31:09 PM »
Just eyebrows or eyebrows, nose hair and beard gone?
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« Reply #3877 on: July 21, 2009, 04:32:01 PM »
Just eyebrows or eyebrows, nose hair and beard gone?
He shaved his beard off... just his eyebrows... and the hairs on his arms prolly...  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3878 on: July 21, 2009, 04:34:48 PM »
Never learns does he?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3879 on: July 21, 2009, 04:36:02 PM »
Never learns does he?
No... quite endearing....
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3880 on: July 21, 2009, 04:40:11 PM »
Arms, eyebrows, nose hair  cry:

Blooody good stuff for cleaning wooden floors though

Fumes are a problem  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3881 on: July 21, 2009, 04:42:05 PM »
Would it help if every time you had an idea you sat down and forgot about it?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3882 on: July 21, 2009, 04:43:02 PM »
Would it help if every time you had an idea you sat down and forgot about it?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3883 on: July 21, 2009, 04:45:36 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3884 on: July 21, 2009, 04:47:50 PM »
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