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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3885 on: July 21, 2009, 04:49:01 PM »
The whole house stinks of white spirit  cry:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3886 on: July 21, 2009, 04:51:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 04:49:01 PM
The whole house stinks of white spirit  cry:
Walk around with a candle... soon have those pesky fumes driven off.... whistle:


Anyhoo... I thought you'd bribed some underage youth to fix the floor?  Shrugs:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3887 on: July 21, 2009, 04:51:50 PM »
It would.The one follows the other. Application = Smell. It will be gone in a few days, leave the windows open and blame the builders.
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« Reply #3888 on: July 21, 2009, 04:52:23 PM »
Nick enjoys a well-earned fag!

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3889 on: July 21, 2009, 04:53:14 PM »
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3890 on: July 21, 2009, 05:09:57 PM »
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3891 on: July 21, 2009, 05:10:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 05:09:57 PM
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You'll be stinking of white spirit now...  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3892 on: July 21, 2009, 05:14:41 PM »
Should prolly set fire to myself and go and smoke the wasps out.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3893 on: July 21, 2009, 05:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 05:14:41 PM
Should prolly set fire to myself and go and smoke the wasps out.
A plan!  ;D
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3894 on: July 21, 2009, 05:17:14 PM »
Our first martyr  cloud9:
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« Reply #3895 on: July 21, 2009, 05:17:41 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3896 on: July 21, 2009, 05:19:51 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 05:17:14 PM
Our first martyr  cloud9:


I could become a saint like.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3897 on: July 21, 2009, 05:21:47 PM »
Patron saint of Pinot Grigio  cloud9:
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« Reply #3898 on: July 21, 2009, 05:22:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 05:21:47 PM
Patron saint of Pinot Grigio  cloud9:

Oh yes. cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3899 on: July 21, 2009, 05:30:42 PM »
Bastard builders cut a corner. All the curtain rails have fallen down  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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