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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3900 on: July 21, 2009, 05:37:21 PM »
What exactly were these builders ....errr..... building?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3901 on: July 21, 2009, 05:37:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 05:30:42 PM
Bastard builders cut a corner. All the curtain rails have fallen down  Banghead Banghead Banghead
What... they just fell down without you touching them...?  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3902 on: July 21, 2009, 05:56:30 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2009, 05:37:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 05:30:42 PM
Bastard builders cut a corner. All the curtain rails have fallen down  Banghead Banghead Banghead
What... they just fell down without you touching them...?  noooo:

I opened the windows to clear the fumes and the breeze made them fall down  cussing:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3903 on: July 21, 2009, 07:11:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 05:56:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2009, 05:37:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 05:30:42 PM
Bastard builders cut a corner. All the curtain rails have fallen down  Banghead Banghead Banghead
What... they just fell down without you touching them...?  noooo:

I opened the windows to clear the fumes and the breeze made them fall down  cussing:
Of course....  char048
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3904 on: July 22, 2009, 06:50:48 AM »
Mrs Nick wishes to complain about the werkmen. Given that she hasbn't seen the werk (being in Sussex like) I am getting e mailed instructions about what to tell the bossman  noooo:

She is nuts
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3905 on: July 22, 2009, 07:01:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2009, 06:50:48 AM
Mrs Nick wishes to complain about the werkmen. Given that she hasbn't seen the werk (being in Sussex like) I am getting e mailed instructions about what to tell the bossman  noooo:

She is nuts
Ah... but did you tell her about the curtains... and the white spirit smells like...?  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3906 on: July 22, 2009, 07:02:15 AM »
No  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3907 on: July 22, 2009, 07:04:53 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2009, 07:02:15 AM
No  noooo:

really...?

Mrs. Nick: How is the work coming on?
Nick: Perfectly my precious - nothing for you to trouble your pretty little head about...
Mrs. Nick: What has happened?
Nick: All the curtains fell down and the place stinks of white spirit and one of the workmen shat in the garden...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3908 on: July 22, 2009, 07:22:50 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3909 on: July 22, 2009, 07:28:43 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3910 on: July 22, 2009, 08:04:29 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2009, 07:22:50 AM
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: happy100  It wasn't a good day yesterday was it, still onward and downwards as they say.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3911 on: July 22, 2009, 08:30:49 AM »
Nick is in trouble with Mrs. Nick!  point:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3912 on: July 22, 2009, 09:00:17 AM »
No change there then. ::)

Still she may not recognise him what with his new sophisticaed bold new bald look.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3913 on: July 22, 2009, 09:37:27 AM »
I am still being bossed about by e mail  evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3914 on: July 22, 2009, 09:56:35 AM »
You could refuse by email like  whistle:
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