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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3960 on: July 23, 2009, 11:48:28 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2009, 11:47:07 AM
I am going over to borrow the neighbours' Dyson. They are on holiday and will never know  scared2:
Of course...  noooo:

Um, you don't think it might have been the white spirit that blew the first one up do you...?  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3961 on: July 23, 2009, 11:49:26 AM »
No. Rubble  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3962 on: July 23, 2009, 11:51:09 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3963 on: July 23, 2009, 12:03:07 PM »
Is that he of the crocodile swamp and his own hill?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3964 on: July 23, 2009, 12:04:53 PM »
Now their Dyson is full of rubble  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3965 on: July 23, 2009, 12:07:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:04:53 PM
Now their Dyson is full of rubble  noooo:
And you expected what exactly...?  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3966 on: July 23, 2009, 12:12:13 PM »
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This is all going horribly wrong
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3967 on: July 23, 2009, 12:13:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:12:13 PM
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This is all going horribly wrong



And you expected what exactly? ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3968 on: July 23, 2009, 12:13:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:12:13 PM
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This is all going horribly wrong
And you expected what exactly...?  point:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3969 on: July 23, 2009, 12:14:26 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3970 on: July 23, 2009, 12:14:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:12:13 PM
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This is all going horribly wrong

Many emotions spring to mind.

'Surprise' is not among them.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3971 on: July 23, 2009, 12:15:31 PM »
Empty their Dyson and put it back. Phone Currys or someone else in that line of business and order a replacement. Mrs Nick will never know since you are in charge of the Marigolds and other cleaning aids at Chez Nick.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3972 on: July 23, 2009, 12:16:48 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 12:15:31 PM
aids at Chez Nick.

 eeek: I knew that French bint was too good to be true.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3973 on: July 23, 2009, 12:17:52 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 12:15:31 PM
Empty their Dyson and put it back. Phone Currys or someone else in that line of business and order a replacement. Mrs Nick will never know since you are in charge of the Marigolds and other cleaning aids at Chez Nick.
Alternatively... smash a window (from the outside  ::) ) and blame burglars...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3974 on: July 23, 2009, 12:33:53 PM »
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