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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4035 on: July 24, 2009, 08:48:01 AM »
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I have heard that some people like living in a building site.  It's unusual in this country of course but....



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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4036 on: July 24, 2009, 08:48:13 AM »
And I have just trodden on some glass (a thing I broke the other day) and there is blood all over the floor  Banghead
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4037 on: July 24, 2009, 08:50:30 AM »
OMG and you have no small plasters left following the 'zip' incident what on earth are you going to do?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4038 on: July 24, 2009, 08:50:57 AM »
My sock is full of bog paper
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4039 on: July 24, 2009, 08:51:22 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 24, 2009, 08:50:30 AM
OMG and you have no small plasters left following the 'zip' incident what on earth are you going to do?
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Borrow the Dyson from next door and add blood to its contents of course...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4040 on: July 24, 2009, 08:51:54 AM »
At least I didn't walk on The Rug
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4041 on: July 24, 2009, 08:53:16 AM »
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At least I didn't walk on The Rug
Is The Rug down then...?  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4042 on: July 24, 2009, 08:53:57 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 24, 2009, 08:50:57 AM
My sock is full of bog paper

No wonder you cut your foot, you should always wear socks,  I wouldn't have thought that you have time to play 'sock stuffing' games given the deadline...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4043 on: July 24, 2009, 08:56:43 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 24, 2009, 08:53:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 24, 2009, 08:50:57 AM
My sock is full of bog paper

No wonder you cut your foot, you should always wear socks,  I wouldn't have thought that you have time to play 'sock stuffing' games given the deadline...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4044 on: July 24, 2009, 09:08:01 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2009, 08:53:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 24, 2009, 08:51:54 AM
At least I didn't walk on The Rug
Is The Rug down then...?  eeek:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4045 on: July 24, 2009, 09:08:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 24, 2009, 09:08:01 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2009, 08:53:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 24, 2009, 08:51:54 AM
At least I didn't walk on The Rug
Is The Rug down then...?  eeek:

Oh yes  spider:
So the Rug is down, covered in builders rubble, dust, white spirit and blood?  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4046 on: July 24, 2009, 09:09:27 AM »
No, I haven't damaged it yet
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4047 on: July 24, 2009, 09:18:19 AM »
Yet.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4048 on: July 24, 2009, 09:29:13 AM »
They call. They are en route to Liverpool. Mrs Nick has recalled she has an important  meeting at werk this morning. She is taking The Boy with her  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4049 on: July 24, 2009, 09:35:53 AM »
It will end in tears, you mark my words, for I am a wise woman, a seer forsooth.
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