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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4050 on: July 24, 2009, 10:44:22 AM »
They call. They are en route to Liverpool. Mrs Nick has recalled she has an important  meeting at werk this morning. She is taking The Boy with her  noooo:

Is she mad !!!!!!!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4051 on: July 24, 2009, 10:44:37 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4052 on: July 24, 2009, 10:45:24 AM »
And I have just trodden on some glass (a thing I broke the other day) and there is blood all over the floor  Banghead

You just had to go one better than the boy didn't you noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4053 on: July 24, 2009, 12:15:33 PM »
It will end in tears, you mark my words, for I am a wise woman, a seer forsooth.

I shall oil the ducking stool right away.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4054 on: July 24, 2009, 02:43:57 PM »
They still aren't back!  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4055 on: July 24, 2009, 03:35:55 PM »
And I'm sure Wenchy was due back last Wednesday ~ could be wrong, I usually am. Sure is quiet without her though  tunble:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4056 on: July 24, 2009, 03:39:43 PM »
I imagine Miss D and Uncle Mort are having a riot
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4057 on: July 24, 2009, 04:37:45 PM »
5.00 Mrs Nick calls to say they will be here at 5.30

5.25 Mrs Nick calls to say they are back in A&E  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4058 on: July 24, 2009, 05:36:57 PM »
It will end in tears, you mark my words, for I am a wise woman, a seer forsooth.

I shall oil the ducking stool right away.

Jolly good, it's best to be prepared for these sort of events.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4059 on: July 24, 2009, 07:11:14 PM »
She is not in a good mood  scared2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4060 on: July 25, 2009, 06:36:35 AM »
Is Mrs Nick ever in a good mood?

Where are they now?

Where are you now?

How exactly was all of this your fault?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4061 on: July 25, 2009, 08:22:07 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4062 on: July 25, 2009, 08:37:26 AM »
She has returned from a bad week via at least two visits to A&E caused by an over active and accident prone Boy, much put out because Nick has given her, foolishly in my humble opinion, regular and accurate updates on the building work progress and she is ready to find fault with everything and anything. Armed with Nick's regular updates she knows what to look for and has spotted these flaws in the workmanship, smelt the stench of liberal overuse of white spirit, the mess that he thought he has cleaned up is still evident to her womanly eye and she has moved on from this to looking, I would suggest actively searching, for those things that she just KNOWS he has failed to tell her. Meanwhile Nick, in a foolish attempt to demonstrate his angst, his anguish, his contrition and deflect her anger into something approaching sympathy has stupidly thought that if he shows her his damaged member she will forgive all and feel sorry for him and has whipped out his scarred willy and flashed it at her. At this point she has killed him.


Anyway that is my theory to explain his now elongated absence.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4063 on: July 25, 2009, 08:47:56 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4064 on: July 25, 2009, 09:29:58 AM »
Is that really you or are you the ghost of Nick recently of this board. whistle:
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