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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4110 on: July 28, 2009, 12:05:49 PM »
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Do you do contract spanking?

Though I did know a girl once, wife of a work colleague

Just once?

That is once as in once upon a time (Not in a Fairy story once upon a time either before you ask). In the Biblical sense I suppose I knew her many times over several years.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4111 on: July 28, 2009, 12:13:19 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 12:05:49 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 11:58:32 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 11:46:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2009, 10:48:24 AM
Do you do contract spanking?
Though I did know a girl once, wife of a work colleague
Just once?
That is once as in once upon a time (Not in a Fairy story once upon a time either before you ask). In the Biblical sense I suppose I knew her many times over several years.


"And lo, the Lord did send Snoopy to go among the wives and there was an mighty humping of legs, and some fell on their knees and were humped more thoroughly, and Snoopy saw that it was good"
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4112 on: July 28, 2009, 12:27:57 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 12:05:49 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 11:58:32 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 11:46:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2009, 10:48:24 AM
Do you do contract spanking?

Though I did know a girl once, wife of a work colleague

Just once?


That is once as in once upon a time (Not in a Fairy story once upon a time either before you ask). In the Biblical sense I suppose I knew her many times over several years.


Well, I never did. eeek:
















At least, not with Snoopy. eyes
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4113 on: July 28, 2009, 01:03:56 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 28, 2009, 12:27:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 12:05:49 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 11:58:32 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 11:46:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2009, 10:48:24 AM
Do you do contract spanking?

Though I did know a girl once, wife of a work colleague

Just once?


That is once as in once upon a time (Not in a Fairy story once upon a time either before you ask). In the Biblical sense I suppose I knew her many times over several years.


Well, I never did. eeek:


At least, not with Snoopy. eyes:

Is that you Miss Spanky?  cloud9:

It's been so long. . .






Cue Barman Horne
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4114 on: July 28, 2009, 01:07:27 PM »
It is indeed and 'the outfit' still fits. eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4115 on: July 28, 2009, 01:12:58 PM »
You should buy some oinkment
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4116 on: July 28, 2009, 01:15:27 PM »
I trottered out this morning and bought some.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4117 on: July 28, 2009, 01:20:32 PM »
Have you come out in a nasty rasher?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4118 on: July 28, 2009, 01:21:16 PM »
Can we stop these hammy one-liners?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4119 on: July 28, 2009, 01:22:08 PM »
It's only a matter of time before some idiot mentions Pork in Cider  noooo:


Oh  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4120 on: July 28, 2009, 01:26:32 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 28, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
Can we stop these hammy one-liners?
I wish I could... they just rind on and on...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4121 on: July 28, 2009, 03:02:06 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 28, 2009, 12:27:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 12:05:49 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 11:58:32 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 11:46:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2009, 10:48:24 AM
Do you do contract spanking?

Though I did know a girl once, wife of a work colleague

Just once?


That is once as in once upon a time (Not in a Fairy story once upon a time either before you ask). In the Biblical sense I suppose I knew her many times over several years.


Well, I never did. eeek:
















At least, not with Snoopy.  eyes:

You seem to have forgotten the word YET.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4122 on: July 30, 2009, 08:57:20 AM »
Mrs Nick announced over a week ago that she had to 'sort her expenses out'. Seems she got an advance from werk for a trip to Spain last December and has never accounted for it. Unless she does this by July 31 they will deduct ?1000 from her salary.

Has she done it?  noooo:

And what is her plan?

'I shall go into werk first thing (she has lost all the receipts) and sort it all out'  angel1

And where is she now? Snoring  evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4123 on: July 30, 2009, 08:58:57 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2009, 08:57:20 AM
Mrs Nick announced over a week ago that she had to 'sort her expenses out'. Seems she got an advance from werk for a trip to Spain last December and has never accounted for it. Unless she does this by July 31 they will deduct ?1000 from her salary.

Has she done it?  noooo:

And what is her plan?

'I shall go into werk first thing (she has lost all the receipts) and sort it all out'  angel1

And where is she now? Snoring  evil:
Exhausted from a night of tender lovemaking no doubt...  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4124 on: July 30, 2009, 08:59:38 AM »
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