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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4170 on: July 30, 2009, 02:04:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2009, 02:02:31 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39226
lol: lol: lol:

I tried the remote control garage door opener when I was out on my bike today - and it bleddy worked!  eeek:

Mind you, LL also suggested I buy myself a new bike 'as a treat like'...  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4171 on: July 30, 2009, 02:12:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2009, 02:02:15 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 02:00:36 PM
I tried one of those "This will sort out your remote problems ~ everything can be controlled from this one remote" thingies.




Nah ~ Didn't work  noooo:
I have one in the minema that controls the projector, Blu-Ray player, sound system and lights... gobbles batteries tho...

I tried one in the sitting room to do the TV, DVD recorder, VCR, Sky box and Stereo system. Wouldn't recognise any of them. Marched back to Currys and they said "You can't have set it up right" so I said "OK Smartarse, you set it up  to operate at least three remotely controlled items in this shop whilst I watch"
Twenty minutes, three new remote controls and four sweaty oiks (cursing and fuming) later they gave me a refund. angel1
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4172 on: July 30, 2009, 02:15:05 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4173 on: July 30, 2009, 02:16:43 PM »
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Besides, I enjoy the walk over to the radio every so often
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4174 on: July 30, 2009, 02:17:30 PM »
If God had intended Remote controls to be found he wouldn't have invented marriage. whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4175 on: July 30, 2009, 02:29:04 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 02:12:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2009, 02:02:15 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 02:00:36 PM
I tried one of those "This will sort out your remote problems ~ everything can be controlled from this one remote" thingies.




Nah ~ Didn't work  noooo:
I have one in the minema that controls the projector, Blu-Ray player, sound system and lights... gobbles batteries tho...

I tried one in the sitting room to do the TV, DVD recorder, VCR, Sky box and Stereo system. Wouldn't recognise any of them. Marched back to Currys and they said "You can't have set it up right" so I said "OK Smartarse, you set it up  to operate at least three remotely controlled items in this shop whilst I watch"
Twenty minutes, three new remote controls and four sweaty oiks (cursing and fuming) later they gave me a refund. angel1



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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4176 on: July 30, 2009, 02:29:55 PM »
I bet the instruction manual is mahoosive  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4177 on: July 30, 2009, 02:30:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2009, 02:29:55 PM
I bet the instruction manual is mahoosive  noooo:
I wouldn't know...  angel1
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4178 on: August 04, 2009, 10:03:48 AM »
I'm off to a meeting; will drop by later in the day  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4179 on: August 04, 2009, 10:55:44 AM »
I have been reading in bed  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4180 on: August 04, 2009, 10:58:44 AM »
I have been ploughing through emails .

two weeks off = 497 emails  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4181 on: August 04, 2009, 11:00:34 AM »
Have been to the hospital...  noooo:

I carted about a tonne of stuff in for her - lotions and potions from the bathroom, shampoo, conditioner, brush, hot brush, hair dryer, underwear, trousers, tops, etc.

LL: You haven't brought pyjamas  evil:
BM: You're wearing pyjamas
LL: these are hospital ones  evil:

So I had to go to Debenhams and buy two sets of pyjamas and a dressing gown thing - the woman behind the counter gave me a very strange look...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4182 on: August 04, 2009, 11:02:01 AM »
I'm not surprised, were they your size?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4183 on: August 04, 2009, 11:02:58 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 04, 2009, 11:02:01 AM
I'm not surprised, were they your size?
I didn't bleddy try them on!  cussing:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4184 on: August 04, 2009, 11:06:31 AM »
If she told you off there is obviously nothing wrong with her. Wimmin  noooo:
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