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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4305 on: August 09, 2009, 08:16:21 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2009, 07:34:56 AM
I've been werking since early o'clock...  evil:

Only because of the time difference between the UK and Cyprus. razz:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4306 on: August 09, 2009, 08:16:46 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 09, 2009, 08:04:35 AM
Yep - keeping those eyelids in the up position must be such a difficult task for you  whistle:
No!  evil:


I have matches for that...  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4307 on: August 09, 2009, 10:00:38 AM »
Pleased to see she is keeping you bizzy. So good for your weight problem diet
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4308 on: August 09, 2009, 11:05:46 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2009, 10:00:38 AM
Pleased to see she is keeping you bizzy. So good for your weight problem diet
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4309 on: August 09, 2009, 01:19:24 PM »
Instructions are received that we are going on a 'family outing' shortly. Thrilling.

No indication of where we are going but I bet it involves a fooking garden centre  cussing:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4310 on: August 09, 2009, 01:20:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2009, 01:19:24 PM
Instructions are received that we are going on a 'family outing' shortly. Thrilling.

No indication of where we are going but I bet it involves a fooking garden centre  cussing:
I have the afternoon off...  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4311 on: August 09, 2009, 01:22:30 PM »
What did you drug her with?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4312 on: August 09, 2009, 03:12:18 PM »
Werking.  The promise of a brief ~ We'll get it to you by Thursday (last week) ~ has not materialised  ::). But they still want a meeting next Thursday and a presentation based upon said brief...  doh:

I am inventing, supposing, mind-reading and seeing into the future...  noooo:

What's that line from the song... "Moses, supposes, ... erroneously". Yep, that's me  razz:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4313 on: August 09, 2009, 03:46:24 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 09, 2009, 03:12:18 PM
Werking.  The promise of a brief ~ We'll get it to you by Thursday (last week) ~ has not materialised  ::). But they still want a meeting next Thursday and a presentation based upon said brief...  doh:

I am inventing, supposing, mind-reading and seeing into the future...  noooo:

What's that line from the song... "Moses, supposes, ... erroneously". Yep, that's me  razz:
I thought you'd be comatose...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4314 on: August 09, 2009, 04:19:14 PM »
Moi?  angel1
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4315 on: August 09, 2009, 06:48:02 PM »
Quiet innit. You all must  be out enjoying the sin sun
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4316 on: August 09, 2009, 07:17:03 PM »
Back from BBQ - it was like Britain's Next Top Model  noooo:

Never mind - more food for me  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4317 on: August 09, 2009, 08:41:33 PM »
We are moving furniture. It's a shambles  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4318 on: August 09, 2009, 08:45:53 PM »
Did you have a nice afternoon out  confused2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4319 on: August 09, 2009, 08:51:58 PM »
Of course not! evil:

1.   Leave home 2 hours later than planned  noooo:
2.   Go back to retrieve forgotten items  cussing:
3.   Encounter mad old bat driving Nissan Micra towards us on WRONG side of dual carriageway (screaming)  eeek:
4.   En route end up taking Boy to Go-Kart track  cry:
5.   Try to go somewhere else now shut  cussing:
6.   Go to another place and get accosted by loads of drunken Poles  scared2:
7.   Get back in car to find Boy has trodden in dog shite  cussing:
8.   Get stuck in traffic jam  cussing:
9.   Come back and go to feed invisible cats. No cat food  cussing:
10.   Go shopping for cat food  cussing:
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