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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4500 on: September 14, 2009, 09:46:57 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4501 on: September 14, 2009, 09:47:57 AM »
My werk appears to have gone for a stroll  cry:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4502 on: September 14, 2009, 01:28:40 PM »
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4503 on: September 14, 2009, 01:29:27 PM »
Makes a change
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4504 on: September 14, 2009, 01:33:25 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4505 on: September 15, 2009, 07:48:21 AM »
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4506 on: September 15, 2009, 02:48:27 PM »
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
No, I have been a propah genulman like...  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4507 on: September 15, 2009, 02:59:07 PM »
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
No, I have been a propah genulman like...  cloud9:

Indeed you have. Pissing off out with your mates to play on your bike, feeding your own face but forgetting to even offer food to your guest.  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4508 on: September 15, 2009, 03:03:59 PM »
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
No, I have been a propah genulman like...  cloud9:

Indeed you have. Pissing off out with your mates to play on your bike, feeding your own face but forgetting to even offer food to your guest.  ::)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4509 on: September 15, 2009, 03:12:13 PM »
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
No, I have been a propah genulman like...  cloud9:

Indeed you have. Pissing off out with your mates to play on your bike, feeding your own face but forgetting to even offer food to your guest.  ::)

 redface:

See.... You should 'ave come to Wales girl, proper Lava Bread for brekky, Bara Brith for tea and all the Black Pudding you could eat.



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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4510 on: September 15, 2009, 03:23:23 PM »
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
No, I have been a propah genulman like...  cloud9:

Indeed you have. Pissing off out with your mates to play on your bike, feeding your own face but forgetting to even offer food to your guest.  ::)

 redface:
See.... You should 'ave come to Wales girl, proper Lava Bread for brekky, Bara Brith for tea and all the Black Pudding you could eat.


PS Max Boyce DVDs and Video tapes of Rugby matches with Brains Bitter for the evening entertainment.
Chapel three times on Sunday.

You make it sound very inviting.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4511 on: September 15, 2009, 03:24:28 PM »
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
No, I have been a propah genulman like...  cloud9:

Indeed you have. Pissing off out with your mates to play on your bike, feeding your own face but forgetting to even offer food to your guest.  ::)

 redface:
See.... You should 'ave come to Wales girl, proper Lava Bread for brekky, Bara Brith for tea and all the Black Pudding you could eat.


PS Max Boyce DVDs and Video tapes of Rugby matches with Brains Bitter for the evening entertainment.
Chapel three times on Sunday.

You make it sound very inviting.

I sometimes wonder just how I cope with it all  tunble:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4512 on: September 15, 2009, 06:13:56 PM »
I could make her very welcome. Can she do patio work like?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4513 on: September 16, 2009, 05:02:36 AM »
I could make her very welcome. Can she do patio work like?
Not so far... in fact, no work at all...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4514 on: September 16, 2009, 05:23:26 AM »
And you've been killing yourself how exactly   noooo:


Snoops - what on earth is Bara Birth - the other 2 menu choices are obviously no go's  sick2: ?

Nick - I do do patio work. I provide the bodies to be put under them  eveilgrin:
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