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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4605 on: September 24, 2009, 04:49:30 PM »
Oooooooooooo! You little  angel1 you.


Sub plot being not only have they all gone but I'm still here pounding the keyboard  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4606 on: September 24, 2009, 04:59:28 PM »
It's the satsuma in my mouth that I really struggle with Miss C  whistle:

Quite so Miss D, although looking on the bright side when he was doing that to me he used a turnip. eeek:

I feel a libel action coming together here.  evil:

Anyway, Miss C, it was actually a Swede. Miss D would probably find that acceptable.
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« Reply #4607 on: September 24, 2009, 05:01:25 PM »
 eeek:  That was Sven?  I never knew. noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4608 on: September 24, 2009, 05:19:12 PM »
I was up at stupid o'clock traipsing across the metropolis to catch the equally stupid 7 something to Tring from Euston  noooo:

Why d'you need an Italian dictionary to order a coffee at Costa Coffee? According the receipt I had an Americano Primo...  eeek:. Next time I'll order an Obama  ;D
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4609 on: September 24, 2009, 05:22:34 PM »
Next time I'll order an Obama  ;D

White-ish and too sweet?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4610 on: September 24, 2009, 05:24:26 PM »
Next time I'll order an Obama  ;D

White-ish and too sweet?

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It came black, straight up  ;)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4611 on: September 24, 2009, 05:26:48 PM »
Mr. P.
We missed you. Concern was expressed. It won't do, it simply will not do  angry041:












PS Nobody in their right mind goes to Tring unless they absolutely have to.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4612 on: September 24, 2009, 05:33:43 PM »
He has been reprimanded Snoops  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4613 on: September 24, 2009, 05:36:37 PM »
I frightened myself there but I mean ~ gadding off to Tring (of all places) without so much as a by your leave. We can't have that sort of thing ~ he'll be off to Hemel Hempstead next if we don't stamp on this independence.

Phew! I came over all unnecessary.

Anywhoo I MUST go and sort this kitchen ~ now I know why the Forces call it a Mess!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4614 on: September 24, 2009, 06:00:45 PM »
The train went to Tring; I alighted at Watford Junction  redface:. Not much of a defence but it's the troof, guv'.

That said, the journey did give me a chance to read some more of "Do Not Pass Go"  lol:. Most entertaining, specially when you know most of the places mentioned  8)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4615 on: September 24, 2009, 06:04:28 PM »
 eeek: WATFORD!  eeek:

OoooOooooooooo I could tell you things about Watford that would make yer hair curl ~ Oh! .................... Well you know what I mean.


Glad you like the book ~ it was knowing most of the places that amused me about it too. Made me wish I had the time/money to do proper research instead of bashing out 750 word articles with only Google to help me.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4616 on: September 24, 2009, 07:15:48 PM »
I was up at stupid o'clock traipsing across the metropolis to catch the equally stupid 7 something to Tring from Euston  noooo:

Why d'you need an Italian dictionary to order a coffee at Costa Coffee? According the receipt I had an Americano Primo...  eeek:. Next time I'll order an Obama  ;D

You 'had' a Primo, in what sense of the word exactly, we need to know.  Goings on of a 'certain' type are not tolerated. don't you know! noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4617 on: September 24, 2009, 07:41:32 PM »
I was up at stupid o'clock traipsing across the metropolis to catch the equally stupid 7 something to Tring from Euston  noooo:

Why d'you need an Italian dictionary to order a coffee at Costa Coffee? According the receipt I had an Americano Primo...  eeek:. Next time I'll order an Obama  ;D

You 'had' a Primo, in what sense of the word exactly, we need to know.  Goings on of a 'certain' type are not tolerated. don't you know! noooo:

At that time of the morning the meaning was definitely drunk, the action taken was orally, oh FFS I IMBIBED a cup of coffee  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4618 on: September 24, 2009, 07:55:44 PM »
Ahh  so that's what you call it. 8)

And tonight will you mostly be imbibing coffee? eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4619 on: September 25, 2009, 08:30:02 AM »
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