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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4785 on: October 17, 2009, 09:04:54 AM »
Hammond Chop Sauce or Mayo.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4786 on: October 17, 2009, 09:10:52 AM »
Mayo  eeek:....on a hot bacon sarnie  nonono:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4787 on: October 17, 2009, 09:11:40 AM »
Oh yes  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4788 on: October 17, 2009, 09:13:40 AM »
Dogs eat anything  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4789 on: October 17, 2009, 09:36:37 AM »
Pussies mainly.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4790 on: October 17, 2009, 09:48:05 AM »
Miss D beats a hasty retreat  surrender:


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4791 on: October 17, 2009, 01:29:06 PM »
Brown sauce is for sausages ....tomato sauce is for bacon  whistle:

Tomato sauce is for black pudding.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4792 on: October 17, 2009, 01:47:13 PM »
Had a bacon sarnie earlier...

Brown bread and no brown sauce....  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4793 on: October 17, 2009, 01:49:25 PM »
I would kill for a bacon sarnie with mayo on white bread. Bread just thin enough so that the fat from the bacon lets you make finger marks in the bread.  cloud9:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4794 on: October 17, 2009, 02:05:13 PM »
I would kill for a bacon sarnie with mayo on white bread. Bread just thin enough so that the fat from the bacon lets you make finger marks in the bread.  cloud9:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4795 on: October 17, 2009, 02:06:15 PM »
Pussies mainly.  whistle:


eeek: I ssssay Snoops



Brown sauce, crispy bacon, malted brown bread. cloud9:


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4796 on: October 17, 2009, 02:09:03 PM »
I would kill for a bacon sarnie with mayo on white bread. Bread just thin enough so that the fat from the bacon lets you make finger marks in the bread.  cloud9:

+1 apart from the mayo...  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4797 on: October 17, 2009, 02:15:31 PM »
Pussies mainly.  whistle:


eeek: I ssssay Snoops



Brown sauce, crispy bacon, malted brown bread. cloud9:





What????? confused:
Hounds chase pussies ~ It's a known fact.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4798 on: October 17, 2009, 02:36:05 PM »
I would kill for a bacon sarnie with mayo on white bread. Bread just thin enough so that the fat from the bacon lets you make finger marks in the bread.  cloud9:

+1 apart from the mayo...  cloud9:

But the mayo is an essential ingredient! The way that it slightly heats up and goes all runny and drips down your hand when you are eating it.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4799 on: October 17, 2009, 02:45:11 PM »
I would kill for a bacon sarnie with mayo on white bread. Bread just thin enough so that the fat from the bacon lets you make finger marks in the bread.  cloud9:

+1 apart from the mayo...  cloud9:

But the mayo is an essential ingredient! The way that it slightly heats up and goes all runny and drips down your hand when you are eating it.

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