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Yep .....you and I have different beds too
The sun comes up and the sun goes down,The hands on the clock keep going round,I just get up and it's time to lay down,Life gets tedious, don't it?My shoes untied but I don't care,I was'nt figuring on going nowhere,I'd have to wash and comb my hair,And that's just wasted effort.Water in the well gettin' lower end lower,Can't take a bath for a month or more,But I've heard it told and it's true I'm sure,That too much bathing weakens yer.Open the door and the flies come in,Shut the door and yer sweating again,And in the process, I cracked my shin,Just one darn thing after another.Ole brown mule, he must be sick,I jabbed him in the rump with a pin on a stick,He humped his back but he did'nt kick,There's something cockeyed somewhere.Ole mouse chawing on the pantry door,Been chawing there for a month or more,When he gets through he's gonna be sore,There aint a darn thing in there.Hound dog howling so forlorn,Laziest dog that ever was born,He's howling cause he's sittin' on a thorn,And he's just too tired to move over.Tin roof leaks and the chimney leans,There's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans,I 'ate the last of my pork and beans,Just can't depend on nothin'.Cows gone dry and the hens won't lay,Fish stopped biting last Saturday,Troubles piling up day by day,And now I'm gettin' dandruff.Grief and misery pain and woes,Bills and taxes and so it goes,And now I'm gettin' a cold in the nose,Life gets tasteless - Don't it?!
