Empty bar

[GROWLER]

Do ya want me to go and nick a few dozen pairs from the shoe re-cycle bin 'round the corner to draw a line under this sad tale.  
Bound to be summat in there to suit.

[Nick]

I was werking. All the shops in Bradford shut at 5

Lunchtime... 

I couldn't get to the shops. My feet hurt too much 

[Just One More]

I was werking. All the shops in Bradford shut at 5

Couldn't you have nicked a pair while the local population were at prayer?

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

I was werking. All the shops in Bradford shut at 5

Couldn't you have nicked a pair while the local population were at prayer?

[Snoopy]

This is pleasantly peaceful. Got the place to myself. Well me and the 
I really must call in more often at this time on a Saturday. 

[GROWLER]

This is pleasantly peaceful. Got the place to myself. Well me and the 
I really must call in more often at this time on a Saturday. 

One hour later and it's the same for me.
Bliss in'it?

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

So where is the party ?
Excellent night 
I am off to drink lots of water and then to bed 

[Nick]

Well, off I go. Scallypool to London, London to Luton, Luton to Inverness, Inverness to Edinburgh, Edinburgh to Manchester and Manchester to Scallypool.

What can possibly go wrong?

[GROWLER]

Well, off I go. Scallypool to London, London to Luton, Luton to Inverness, Inverness to Edinburgh, Edinburgh to Manchester and Manchester to Scallypool.

What can possibly go wrong?

You could miss one or several of your connections by being in here talkin' shite p'raps? 

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Well, off I go.

Well I'm only stating what appears to be a fact.

You posted THAT over 5 minutes ago, and you're STILL here rambling on.

Get yer arse into gear man mouse. 

[Nick]

Do you want to come and live in my shed or not?

[GROWLER]

Do you want to come and live in my shed or not?

Only when you're out, which on the face of it appears to be never. 

All talk, no action.