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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5100 on: November 23, 2009, 12:47:52 PM »
London first though ...we have lovely cakes  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5101 on: November 23, 2009, 12:48:39 PM »
Not where I am going evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5102 on: November 24, 2009, 01:18:08 PM »
I seem to be in Inverness  rubschin:
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« Reply #5103 on: November 24, 2009, 01:21:10 PM »
That went remarkably without incident presuming you should be in Inverness that is  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5104 on: November 24, 2009, 01:22:29 PM »
Well it is Tuesday  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5105 on: November 24, 2009, 01:25:38 PM »
I haven't actually got his itinary engraved into my memory banks as yet  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5106 on: November 24, 2009, 01:26:23 PM »
Bumpy flight  scared2:

And it's getting dark  eeek:

I am here till Thursday and then I fly to Edinburgh  scared2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5107 on: November 25, 2009, 05:43:54 PM »
Right. Long day in Inverness talking to hundreds of people all day. Walk back to hotel in freezing rain and, naturally, pop into a nice local pub wot I found for a pint.

The guy next to me in the empty bar strikesup a conversation.

He has spotted my accent.

Man: Where are you from?
Me: I live near Liverpool

He eyes me
Man: Do you know the furthest I have been from Inverness?
Me: No

Him: Syria
Me: Were you on holiday
Him: Yes, they are all enormous you know
Me: In Syria?
Man: No. SIRIUS. It's a different planet you know.
Me: Really?
Man: Yes they are very tall. It's the low gravity
Me: I see, and how did you get there?
Man: God took me. I have actually met God. I have been there twice. SHall I tell you all about it?

Me: Oh look I have a mobile phone call I must flee go


WHY ME!!!????
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5108 on: November 25, 2009, 05:47:22 PM »
I would have pointed out that Sirius is a star and not a planet so he must have been mistaken.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5109 on: November 25, 2009, 05:53:27 PM »
You can tell him.\ I will go back and give him your number.

The same pub also did, wait for it, Chicken Chilli and Beef Curry flavoured...............................vodka eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5110 on: November 25, 2009, 05:54:36 PM »
I've just spoken to our traveller ... there's more to come ...  shutup:


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5111 on: November 25, 2009, 05:56:33 PM »
I did that already  ::)

Edinburgh tomorrow.

What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5112 on: November 25, 2009, 06:12:20 PM »
You could miss out on the dumplings @ Chop Chop and not tell the chef (Jian) that your mates had seen her on telly last night and she was better value then the Ramsay oaf ...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5113 on: November 25, 2009, 06:13:10 PM »
Wrong thread!  evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5114 on: November 25, 2009, 06:13:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 25, 2009, 05:43:54 PM
Right. Long day in Inverness talking to hundreds of people all day. Walk back to hotel in freezing rain and, naturally, pop into a nice local pub wot I found for a pint.

The guy next to me in the empty bar strikesup a conversation.

He has spotted my accent.

Man: Where are you from?
Me: I live near Liverpool

He eyes me
Man: Do you know the furthest I have been from Inverness?
Me: No

Him: Syria
Me: Were you on holiday
Him: Yes, they are all enormous you know
Me: In Syria?
Man: No. SIRIUS. It's a different planet you know.
Me: Really?
Man: Yes they are very tall. It's the low gravity
Me: I see, and how did you get there?
Man: God took me. I have actually met God. I have been there twice. SHall I tell you all about it?

Me: Oh look I have a mobile phone call I must flee go


WHY ME!!!????

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