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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5190 on: December 17, 2009, 03:05:12 PM »
Thursday PM, and the place is virtually empty! eeek:

Everyone gone down the ale 'ouse then?

Sorry, but it's crimbo eve A WEEK today. noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5191 on: December 17, 2009, 03:09:20 PM »
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5192 on: December 17, 2009, 03:10:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:09:20 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

OCD on personal hygiene?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5193 on: December 17, 2009, 03:12:41 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2009, 03:10:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:09:20 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

OCD on personal hygiene?
Yes Darwin...  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5194 on: December 17, 2009, 03:15:28 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:09:20 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

Forgiven then.  happy088

I just launched the cat after catching it rummaging through the kitchen pedal bin, and twatted me ankle in the process. cussing:

I went outside and made it a cosy little wind and waterproof house to protect it while it's a bit nippy like, even lined it with polysyrene with a cushion on top of it all like, and it won't go in or near the bastard thing.  eeek:

Rancid ungrateful little ratcat. evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5195 on: December 17, 2009, 03:17:27 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 17, 2009, 03:15:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:09:20 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

Forgiven then.  happy088

I just launched the cat after catching it rummaging through the kitchen pedal bin, and twatted me ankle in the process. cussing:

I went outside and made it a cosy little wind and waterproof house to protect it while it's a bit nippy like, even lined it with polysyrene with a cushion on top of it all like, and it won't go in or near the bastard thing.  eeek:

Rancid ungrateful little ratcat. evil:

What was that then... a bin bag?  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5196 on: December 17, 2009, 03:18:53 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:17:27 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 17, 2009, 03:15:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:09:20 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

Forgiven then.  happy088

I just launched the cat after catching it rummaging through the kitchen pedal bin, and twatted me ankle in the process. cussing:

I went outside and made it a cosy little wind and waterproof house to protect it while it's a bit nippy like, even lined it with polysyrene with a cushion on top of it all like, and it won't go in or near the bastard thing.  eeek:

Rancid ungrateful little ratcat. evil:

What was that then... a bin bag?  lol:

Bloody tempting, but Mini Moose has threatened to report me to the RSPCA if I don't start being nicer to it. sick2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5197 on: December 17, 2009, 03:23:15 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 17, 2009, 03:18:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:17:27 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 17, 2009, 03:15:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:09:20 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

Forgiven then.  happy088

I just launched the cat after catching it rummaging through the kitchen pedal bin, and twatted me ankle in the process. cussing:

I went outside and made it a cosy little wind and waterproof house to protect it while it's a bit nippy like, even lined it with polysyrene with a cushion on top of it all like, and it won't go in or near the bastard thing.  eeek:

Rancid ungrateful little ratcat. evil:

What was that then... a bin bag?  lol:

Bloody tempting, but Mini Moose has threatened to report me to the RSPCA if I don't start being nicer to it. sick2:

Bloody things!  evil:

One of ours came in the other day with worms oozing out of its arse...  sick2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5198 on: December 17, 2009, 03:25:44 PM »
Not the sort of image I need whilst scoffing a mince pie and brandy butter BM  sick2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5199 on: December 17, 2009, 03:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 17, 2009, 03:25:44 PM
Not the sort of image I need whilst scoffing a mince pie and brandy butter BM  sick2:
Sorry...  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5200 on: December 17, 2009, 03:36:07 PM »
Anyhoo, just taking a break from downloading, adjusting image res, colour adjustments, and on, and on, and on... I can manage about two hours at a stretch before my eyes get completely  confused:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5201 on: December 17, 2009, 03:38:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:23:15 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 17, 2009, 03:18:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:17:27 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 17, 2009, 03:15:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:09:20 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

Forgiven then.  happy088

I just launched the cat after catching it rummaging through the kitchen pedal bin, and twatted me ankle in the process. cussing:

I went outside and made it a cosy little wind and waterproof house to protect it while it's a bit nippy like, even lined it with polysyrene with a cushion on top of it all like, and it won't go in or near the bastard thing.  eeek:

Rancid ungrateful little ratcat. evil:

What was that then... a bin bag?  lol:

Bloody tempting, but Mini Moose has threatened to report me to the RSPCA if I don't start being nicer to it. sick2:

Bloody things!  evil:

One of ours came in the other day with worms oozing out of its arse...  sick2:

Lovlee! cloud9:

A feel a bit of a twat kicking it out like, but the only answer is to have it in here yowling and shitting on the carpet all night.  noooo:
I've built it a nice cosy house and it's turned its nose up at it, spoilt little rat. eveilgrin:

Apparently the old dear next door used to give it bolied eggs, all mashed up like, and other fresh delicasies (sp).
Sorry, but it's Tesco's finest ratcat food and biscuits, or it can piss off


Mrs G has just let it in, yet AGAIN.  Banghead

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5202 on: December 17, 2009, 03:59:32 PM »
I went to a friends house yesterday - she has 2 cats. I can't stand em - cats in general that is , not just hers

I sit on the sofa and the next thing the fluff ball has jumped up on me lap has it face in mine and starts kneading away and dribbling.

Disgusterous  sick2:

I chuck it off and it just keeps coming back  evil:

I threw it off me and watched it skid on the wooden floor. Still came back  evil:

I threw it out the back door - but forgot they have a cat flap  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Next thing there is the most annoying snivelling meowing noise pin claws being stuck into me.

I resorted to turning on one of those hideous toys - the christmas ones where they are shaped like a cuddly animal and move their head and pretend their singing kind of thing.The first line of 'It's Christmas .....' and it ran for its life.  cloud9:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5203 on: December 17, 2009, 04:17:15 PM »
I've been out for a short drive in the lovely winter sunshine. Went over to Denbigh ~ as one does at this time of year.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5204 on: December 21, 2009, 09:36:21 AM »
Where TF is everyone this morning?
All sagging off it's crimbo and I'm therefore going to swing the lead and do me shopping/go to the ale 'ouse etc.with a cold?  ::)

Bit of self employment is what you need, Soon instils a bit of self discipline into you. evil:
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