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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5250 on: January 01, 2010, 01:39:36 PM »
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It is true that she is complaining about the onerousness of cooking, shopping and other domestic chores. Wait till she find out I have just stopped the Direct Debit from my account for the Council Tax  eveilgrin:
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« Reply #5251 on: January 01, 2010, 02:01:58 PM »
Gary the Tank from my local has had a great start to 2010.
His mum just rang him to tell him he has just found his brother dead in his flat. He was 52.
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« Reply #5252 on: January 01, 2010, 02:02:23 PM »
Well you need to get your name off that so that she can claim the discount applicable for only one adult resident ~ you are acting in her best interests  angel1
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5253 on: January 01, 2010, 02:03:07 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 01, 2010, 02:01:58 PM
Gary the Tank from my local has had a great start to 2010.
His mum just rang him to tell him he has just found his brother dead in his flat. He was 52.

That's a bugger ~ there is no good time for such news but never the less
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5254 on: January 01, 2010, 02:06:02 PM »
And so we welcome 2010. I have a funeral to go to this week as well. Roll on 2011?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5255 on: January 01, 2010, 02:16:56 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 01, 2010, 02:01:58 PM
Gary the Tank from my local has had a great start to 2010.
His mum just rang him to tell him he has just found his brother dead in his flat. He was 52.

Oh dear, poor Gary. Hope he's ok.

Will catch up later.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5256 on: January 01, 2010, 02:53:52 PM »
Gary's OK (well, as OK as you can be) but his mum is in pieces. She's fairly old and frail, this could destroy her. You should never outlive your children.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5257 on: January 01, 2010, 02:56:13 PM »
Agreed TMR (from one who has)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5258 on: January 01, 2010, 02:58:14 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 01, 2010, 02:53:52 PM
Gary's OK (well, as OK as you can be) but his mum is in pieces. She's fairly old and frail, this could destroy her. You should never outlive your children.

I can understand the state she's in. Never been properly introduced, but have spoken to her.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5259 on: January 01, 2010, 03:02:24 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 01, 2010, 02:58:14 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 01, 2010, 02:53:52 PM
Gary's OK (well, as OK as you can be) but his mum is in pieces. She's fairly old and frail, this could destroy her. You should never outlive your children.

I can understand the state she's in. Never been properly introduced, but have spoken to her.

She phoned him last night to wish him a Happy New Year - no reply, so assumed he was out or in bed. She rang again this morning and still no response. She has the keys to his flat, so went round and found him dead on the floor. The poor woman.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5260 on: January 01, 2010, 03:09:04 PM »
I'm back [hic]...

2010 off to a great start then...?  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5261 on: January 10, 2010, 05:02:44 AM »
Quiet in yer innit. Me, three guests and...the three horsemen
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5262 on: January 10, 2010, 05:17:13 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5263 on: January 10, 2010, 08:45:54 AM »
Up at 5 am dealing with a burst pipe ..... External leak only ... fortunately  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5264 on: January 10, 2010, 08:58:18 AM »
I'm here now, in body if not in mind.  My mind might be a while. noooo:
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