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Offline Barman

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5280 on: January 11, 2010, 12:41:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 11, 2010, 12:37:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 11, 2010, 12:34:03 PM
I've been out looking at gerls...   eyes:

Tsk

Okay, motorbikes and gerls...  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5281 on: January 13, 2010, 01:52:40 AM »
Still werking  surrender:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5282 on: January 13, 2010, 05:46:12 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 13, 2010, 01:52:40 AM
Still werking  surrender:

Mrs N will be happy then!  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5283 on: January 13, 2010, 06:31:57 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5284 on: January 13, 2010, 05:34:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 13, 2010, 01:52:40 AM
Still werking  surrender:

Had a very long and quite heated discussion about that very subject this afternoon with some lads in a car body repair shop I was werkin' in.  rubschin:
We did come to some very interesting conclusions. rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5285 on: January 13, 2010, 05:39:27 PM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5286 on: January 13, 2010, 05:39:58 PM »
Do tell ........... Popcorn:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5287 on: January 13, 2010, 05:43:44 PM »
That being married is simply the most and horrendously expensive hooker you could ever have.

Can't really say too much. There's wimmin in here, and I really don't need any more feministic...is that a real werd like??.... grief. noooo:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5288 on: January 13, 2010, 05:45:14 PM »
 surrender:

And how did this crop up?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5289 on: January 13, 2010, 05:48:47 PM »
Variously attributed to Shaw, Wilde and Coward.

Marriage provides the maximum of temptation along with the maximum of opportunity.

Personally I don't think it could have been Shaw since he was married. The other two could be forgive their ignorance.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5290 on: January 13, 2010, 05:49:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 13, 2010, 05:45:14 PM
surrender:

And how did this crop up?

Geezer talk, you know, wimmin', naggin' leavin' home,lah de dah, aftermath, what to do, where to go, you know, and other 'stuff' too like. ;)
Very interesting discussion, and quite humourous too.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5291 on: January 13, 2010, 05:53:07 PM »
Wimmin are impossible  noooo: Why can't they be like men (only obviously with tits n stuff)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5292 on: January 13, 2010, 05:56:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 13, 2010, 05:53:07 PM
Wimmin are impossible  noooo: Why can't they be like men (only obviously with tits n stuff)

It was almost like being in here only 'LIVE' so to speak. Bloody good rant about wimmin and all of our problems.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5293 on: January 13, 2010, 06:04:46 PM »
Deep subject. Women go on about "the miracle of childbirth" and such to make us look upon them in awe.

Well, childbirth is simply a human function - like taking a dump. That's it. No miracle. If you didn't eat, you wouldn't dump. It's simply a bodily reaction to a given course of events.

All humans are - basically - is a virus that wears shoes.

But blokes still are fixated by the tits 'n stuff.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5294 on: January 13, 2010, 06:07:28 PM »
Clearly you have give this much thought but still come back to tits and stuff.
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