Clearly you have give this much thought but still come back to tits and stuff.
I think we need a
men only board in here so we can freely discuss these delicate topics without having to face the full firey wroth and fury of scorned and angry wimmin.
Tits, believe it or not, didn't actually crop up...so to speak...in the discussion.
I'm not personally a big
fun bags fan myself.
A gerl I went out with many years ago had monsterous bazookers, and they always used to near suffocate me, which I found quite distracting tbqath.
Had a bit of a phobia about large titsticles ever since. Sad really in'it.