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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5805 on: April 25, 2010, 06:42:00 AM »
Could I have a vat of water please  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5806 on: April 25, 2010, 06:55:30 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 25, 2010, 06:42:00 AM
Could I have a vat of water please  noooo:

With ice...? would that be too noisy...?  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5807 on: April 25, 2010, 07:10:29 AM »
Possibly  rubschin:
Just a straw and no fizz please

We were all doing our own portion control - you know buy the mixer from the bar and top up with the bottle in your handbag  redface:

One woman bought 2 bottles of ' decent ' wine in hers and a bottle of bubbly - now that's a handbag  8)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5808 on: April 25, 2010, 02:16:40 PM »
Been trying to write a testimonial   noooo:

Getting the right pitch / tone has not proved easy  rubschin:  In the end I've sent it off with the postscript:

Feel free to delete / amend / alter / improve / deny any or all of the above   razz:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5809 on: April 25, 2010, 03:03:05 PM »
Been out in the sun like....  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5810 on: April 25, 2010, 08:17:41 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 25, 2010, 07:10:29 AM
Possibly  rubschin:
Just a straw and no fizz please

We were all doing our own portion control - you know buy the mixer from the bar and top up with the bottle in your handbag  redface:

One woman bought 2 bottles of ' decent ' wine in hers and a bottle of bubbly - now that's a handbag  8)

Mixer+wine/bubbly?

Whats wrong with a hip flask?

Tip the mixer in tha aspidistra if you must have a glass
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5811 on: May 19, 2010, 11:37:16 AM »
 tunble:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5812 on: May 19, 2010, 11:59:55 AM »
How are your Viagra experiments...?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5813 on: May 19, 2010, 12:02:44 PM »
Non existent. I was asking on behalf of a friend  angel1
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5814 on: May 19, 2010, 12:03:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2010, 12:02:44 PM
Non existent. I was asking on behalf of a friend  angel1

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5815 on: May 19, 2010, 12:04:25 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5816 on: May 19, 2010, 12:04:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2010, 12:02:44 PM
Non existent. I was asking on behalf of a friend  angel1

Inflatable Ingrid?  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5817 on: May 19, 2010, 12:04:56 PM »
 evil: evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5818 on: May 19, 2010, 12:30:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 19, 2010, 12:03:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2010, 12:02:44 PM
Non existent. I was asking on behalf of a friend  angel1

 happy001

 happy001

Obviously thinks we're all as easily taken in as he is.

Why would 'a friend' ask you to ask others about Viagra?
Simple really, they wouldn't. They'd ask themselves, which is exactly what you are doing, bloody tosser, or not as the case may be.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #5819 on: May 19, 2010, 12:32:28 PM »
He wanted a wider opinion.
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