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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6315 on: August 31, 2010, 01:11:00 PM »
Bleach smells quite nice, and it PROVES you've been a caring cleaning BM to Mrs BM/LL too.

I'll back you up, no problem matey, cus you are one of my best friends now. cloud9:
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« Reply #6316 on: August 31, 2010, 01:15:56 PM »
LL puts that blue shite down the bog - frightens the life out of me sometimes when I flush the bloody thing!  eeek:

I'm sure that has caused all these problems...  cussing:
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« Reply #6317 on: August 31, 2010, 01:16:44 PM »
Now the dog has been sick all over the place! doh:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6318 on: August 31, 2010, 01:22:06 PM »
That's cos you left the seat up and the dogs been drinking the bleach in the bog...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6319 on: August 31, 2010, 01:23:09 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on August 31, 2010, 01:22:06 PM
That's cos you left the seat up and the dogs been drinking the bleach in the bog...

Nah... prolly just the vinegar...  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6320 on: August 31, 2010, 03:13:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2010, 12:05:10 PM
Use Brick Acid you knob!! Or face the Knobpoon TM

Would that be 'Shit a Brick' acid...Makes you do exactly what it says on the tin when LL gets home and sees the state of the lav. whistle:

BM don't worry about the dog sick, the cat will prolly eat it.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6321 on: August 31, 2010, 03:24:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 31, 2010, 03:13:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2010, 12:05:10 PM
Use Brick Acid you knob!! Or face the Knobpoon TM

Would that be 'Shit a Brick' acid...Makes you do exactly what it says on the tin when LL gets home and sees the state of the lav. whistle:

BM don't worry about the dog sick, the cat will prolly eat it.



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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6322 on: August 31, 2010, 05:47:42 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:15:56 PM
LL puts that blue shite down the bog - frightens the life out of me sometimes when I flush the bloody thing!  eeek:

I'm sure that has caused all these problems...  cussing:

Quite so BM, quite so. rubschin:
Most frightening things they are, I agree wholeheartedly. scared2:
I've banned them from the Growler Towers bogatry's.

We could turn all this around quite nicely in your favour here you know.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6323 on: August 31, 2010, 05:53:58 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 05:47:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:15:56 PM
LL puts that blue shite down the bog - frightens the life out of me sometimes when I flush the bloody thing!  eeek:

I'm sure that has caused all these problems...  cussing:

Quite so BM, quite so. rubschin:
Most frightening things they are, I agree wholeheartedly. scared2:
I've banned them from the Growler Towers bogatry's.

We could turn all this around quite nicely in your favour here you know.

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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6324 on: August 31, 2010, 06:34:31 PM »
Blue or green stuff down the lav is a definite no no horrible horrible stuff and those things that you hang on the rim. sick2:
« Last Edit: August 31, 2010, 07:58:45 PM by Miss Creant »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6325 on: August 31, 2010, 06:47:06 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 31, 2010, 06:34:31 PM
Blue or green stuff down the lav is a definite no no horrible horrible thins stuff and those things that you hang on the rim. sick2:

Agreed...

The ones in the cistern are worse tho... you pull the handle, expecting a gentle flush and instead get

GUSH!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6326 on: August 31, 2010, 07:26:03 PM »
No. That's what we 'do' into the loo. whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6327 on: August 31, 2010, 07:41:00 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 07:26:03 PM
No. That's what we 'do' into the loo. whistle:

No, we GUSH!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6328 on: August 31, 2010, 07:45:36 PM »
After 14 pints of Young's and a chicken Phall, I tend not to gush so much as explode. The residue is also guaranteed to remove limescale  8)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6329 on: August 31, 2010, 08:59:03 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 31, 2010, 07:45:36 PM
After 14 pints and a chicken Phall,

Ahhh...Those were the days  sad24:
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