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[Nick]

I have been didding.

[Barman]

I have been didding.

Have you...? 

[Uncle Mort]

I have been didding.

Wots that then?

[Nick]

Ask BM. He told me to do it.

[Uncle Mort]

and you did? 

[Nick]

Did didding? Did I!

[Just One More]

I have been for a walk. Warm boots, warm coat, warm hat, warm scarf, but my legs are frozen (and yes, I was wearing trousers). Sometime today I shall be looking online for warmer trousers, then head off to pick them up tomorrow

[Nick]

I think you can get electric trousers nowadays

[Darwins Selection]

I have been for a walk. Warm boots, warm coat, warm hat, warm scarf, but my legs are frozen (and yes, I was wearing trousers). Sometime today I shall be looking online for warmer trousers, then head off to pick them up tomorrow

I have been out unblocking/defrosting troughs. Hands are bloody frozen. 

However, legs are warm as I had my thermal long-johns on.  Laugh you may, but for working outside they are a blessing, you should get some JOM. 

[Just One More]

Please tell me you're not thinking of getting some Nick  

[Uncle Mort]

I have dug out an old pair of heavy cords from the bottom of the wardrobe.  

[Just One More]

I have been for a walk. Warm boots, warm coat, warm hat, warm scarf, but my legs are frozen (and yes, I was wearing trousers). Sometime today I shall be looking online for warmer trousers, then head off to pick them up tomorrow

I have been out unblocking/defrosting troughs. Hands are bloody frozen. 

However, legs are warm as I had my thermal long-johns on.  Laugh you may, but for working outside they are a blessing, you should get some JOM. 

You know, I'm sure mum got me some a few Christmasses ago and I thought I'm not wearing those. They'll be at the bottom of some drawer somewhere

[Nick]

I have dug out an old pair of heavy cords from the bottom of the wardrobe.  
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I didn't have you down as a Motorhead fan 

[Darwins Selection]

I have been for a walk. Warm boots, warm coat, warm hat, warm scarf, but my legs are frozen (and yes, I was wearing trousers). Sometime today I shall be looking online for warmer trousers, then head off to pick them up tomorrow

I have been out unblocking/defrosting troughs. Hands are bloody frozen. 

However, legs are warm as I had my thermal long-johns on.  Laugh you may, but for working outside they are a blessing, you should get some JOM. 

You know, I'm sure mum got me some a few Christmasses ago and I thought I'm not wearing those. They'll be at the bottom of some drawer somewhere

You will soon reach the age where comfort supercedes sartorial considerations. 

[Barman]

I have been didding.

Wots that then?

Ignore him Uncle, he is being very silly...