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Offline Barman

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6795 on: November 28, 2010, 06:22:37 PM »
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I have been here on and off mainly off and on in an on and offish sort of way.

 rubschin:

But did you enjoy the experience...? Shrugs:

Prolly when she came off but no laydee will ever admit to that in public.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6796 on: November 28, 2010, 06:26:13 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 28, 2010, 06:21:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:14:48 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 28, 2010, 06:13:12 PM
I have been here on and off mainly off and on in an on and offish sort of way.

 rubschin:

But did you enjoy the experience...? Shrugs:

Prolly when she came off but no laydee will ever admit to that in public.

Oh yes they will  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6797 on: November 28, 2010, 06:29:23 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 28, 2010, 06:26:13 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 28, 2010, 06:21:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:14:48 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 28, 2010, 06:13:12 PM
I have been here on and off mainly off and on in an on and offish sort of way.

 rubschin:

But did you enjoy the experience...? Shrugs:

Prolly when she came off but no laydee will ever admit to that in public.

Oh yes they will  eyes:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6798 on: November 29, 2010, 05:56:03 AM »
 ;D   

Morning all, oh just you Barman.  Can I pour you a coffee, hot milk in it this morning?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6799 on: November 29, 2010, 06:03:26 AM »
No, just more tea thanks! Hot 'n strong....  ;)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6800 on: November 29, 2010, 06:20:13 AM »
Christus, I only asked her to make a cuppa and she buggered off....  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6801 on: November 29, 2010, 06:35:04 AM »
Never mind, have one from me
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6802 on: November 29, 2010, 07:10:58 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6803 on: November 29, 2010, 07:45:05 AM »
Late on Parade ~ Sorry  sleep017

Spent too much of the night listening to the Test Match.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6804 on: November 29, 2010, 05:26:45 PM »
Evenin' all.               tunble:


Why do light bulbs blow when you get back from the shops and not before?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6805 on: November 29, 2010, 05:28:27 PM »
Because the chicken crossed the road silly. noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6806 on: November 29, 2010, 08:19:06 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 29, 2010, 05:26:45 PM
Evenin' all.               tunble:


Why do light bulbs blow when you get back from the shops and not before?  rubschin:

Wot? Shrugs:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6807 on: November 29, 2010, 08:43:37 PM »
I got back in ... turned on the lights in the kitchen... and the bulbs blew ... 'tis all  cry:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6808 on: November 29, 2010, 08:51:34 PM »
Power surge causes heat which blows a cold lamp.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6809 on: November 29, 2010, 11:22:57 PM »
Looks like I am here on me own.

I shall raid BM's jewish piano, then drink all the Double Diamonds before the morn.
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