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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6855 on: December 13, 2010, 10:50:49 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 13, 2010, 10:43:10 AM
I'm here but constantly interrupted by the telephone. The whole world (it seems) is phoning to object to the Village Hall being closed over Christmas and the New Year (Dec 24th to Jan 4th) and yet in ten years no-one has ever booked to use it during that period.  All those calling say it's not right that we should close but on enquiry from me (getting less and less patient with them) not one has actually wanted to book the bloody place. Banghead
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6856 on: December 13, 2010, 11:29:08 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6857 on: December 13, 2010, 11:56:26 AM »
Just been out to get a turkey.

Bloody difficult to catch.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6858 on: December 13, 2010, 12:05:58 PM »
Been out buying the Christmas card  angel1
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« Reply #6859 on: December 13, 2010, 12:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 12:05:58 PM
Been out buying the Christmas card  angel1
Oh you shouldn't have...  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6860 on: December 13, 2010, 12:19:36 PM »
Quote from: tel on December 13, 2010, 11:56:26 AM
Just been out to get a turkey.

Bloody difficult to catch.

I actually had that job once  noooo: I had to rugby tackle them and grab their ankles (in 6 inches of turkey shit), then upend them and dangle them over a machine that cut their heads off  sick2:. Not pleasant. Especially as it was under a corrugated iron roof. In the Negev desert  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6861 on: December 13, 2010, 12:24:58 PM »
I'm sitting in a pub like and it's not empty!! It's quite busy in fact.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6862 on: December 13, 2010, 12:28:09 PM »
You're in a pub, with loads of people and you have nothing better to do than read about Nick wallowing in turkey shit?  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6863 on: December 13, 2010, 12:29:03 PM »
SHe likes to follow my adventures  angel1 It brightens her northern life, like
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6864 on: December 13, 2010, 12:36:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 13, 2010, 12:19:36 PM
Quote from: tel on December 13, 2010, 11:56:26 AM
Just been out to get a turkey.

Bloody difficult to catch.

I actually had that job once  noooo: I had to rugby tackle them and grab their ankles (in 6 inches of turkey shit), then upend them and dangle them over a machine that cut their heads off  sick2:. Not pleasant. Especially as it was under a corrugated iron roof. In the Negev desert  noooo:


ooohhhh... is it time for my joke about the penguin crossing the Nagev desert in his car?  razz:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6865 on: December 13, 2010, 12:37:44 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6866 on: December 13, 2010, 12:57:59 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6867 on: December 13, 2010, 02:31:05 PM »
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?

Because he said he wouldn't.

I know hat, gloves, door back to the pub for me. redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6868 on: December 13, 2010, 02:35:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 13, 2010, 02:31:05 PM
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?

Because he said he wouldn't.

I know hat, gloves, door back to the pub for me. redface:

Don't we have a thread for such things...?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #6869 on: December 13, 2010, 02:40:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 13, 2010, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 13, 2010, 02:31:05 PM
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?

Because he said he wouldn't.

I know hat, gloves, door back to the pub for me. redface:

Don't we have a thread for such things...?  rubschin:

Umm you started it. evil:
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