Empty bar

[Darwins Selection]

Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in.  

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like.... 

 

You could get her a nice pink plastic bucket instead. 

[Barman]

Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in.  

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like.... 

 

You could get her a nice pink plastic bucket instead. 

A communal bucket perhaps...? 

[Darwins Selection]

Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in.  

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like.... 

 

You could get her a nice pink plastic bucket instead. 

A communal bucket perhaps...? 

You'd have to get a blue one as well in that case.

Probably also have to get one with a nose-hole for Snoopy.

[Barman]

Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in.  

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like.... 

 

You could get her a nice pink plastic bucket instead. 

A communal bucket perhaps...? 

You'd have to get a blue one as well in that case.

Probably also have to get one with a nose-hole for Snoopy.

Why bother... if he can get his nose through it his tongue will fit too... 

[Darwins Selection]

Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in.  

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like.... 

 

You could get her a nice pink plastic bucket instead. 

A communal bucket perhaps...? 

You'd have to get a blue one as well in that case.

Probably also have to get one with a nose-hole for Snoopy.

Why bother... if he can get his nose through it his tongue will fit too... 

Plan 'B' then?

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in.  

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like.... 

 

You could get her a nice pink plastic bucket instead. 

A communal bucket perhaps...? 

You'd have to get a blue one as well in that case.

Probably also have to get one with a nose-hole for Snoopy.

Why bother... if he can get his nose through it his tongue will fit too... 

Plan 'B' then?

Perfick! 

[Snoopy]

I am listening you know 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Do you mean that you are not wearing those rather lovely green and pink ear muffs I knitted for you.  I am hurt and disappointed Snoops. 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in.  

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like.... 

Excuse me but you have few enough customers as it is! 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in.  

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like.... 

Excuse me but you have few enough PAYING customers as it is! 

There nicely corrected for you Tipsy.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in.  

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like.... 

Excuse me but you have few enough PAYING customers as it is! 

There nicely corrected for you Tipsy.

True... 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Needs cleaning in here, there is me and four spiders!   

[Barman]

Needs cleaning in here, there is me and four spiders!   

Five! 

[tel]

Friday afternoon and only me here -