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Offline apc2010

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8010 on: May 03, 2011, 09:05:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 03, 2011, 09:04:26 PM
Mugs Club ???

For the confused smugger

What is the weather like in the UK now........... rubschin:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8011 on: May 03, 2011, 09:12:36 PM »
We're heading for a drought apparently  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8012 on: May 03, 2011, 09:13:18 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 03, 2011, 09:12:36 PM
We're heading for a drought apparently  lol:


No beer/voddy......... eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8013 on: May 03, 2011, 10:39:34 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2011, 08:29:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 03, 2011, 08:20:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2011, 08:14:09 PM
2 hours in police station ..........
eeek:

You bailing Baldy out again ???


No .........I hope no Cypriot police are reading this .............got nicked by the "marine" police for a driving offence (there was not one) .....when the traffic police arrived they could not understand why they were there .....

two wasted hours of my life........ censored:

That bitch of an ex wife sold my jetski without me knowing  cussing:

Where she went wrong was that I have the registration docs, just like a log book. I can report it stolen then the marine police will stop the 'new owners' or I can just go to their house and tow it away and wait until I get stopped and show the paperwork that proves it is mine.  eveilgrin:

Apc.....did you get stopped on your new jetski?  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8014 on: May 04, 2011, 03:10:50 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 03, 2011, 10:39:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2011, 08:29:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 03, 2011, 08:20:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2011, 08:14:09 PM
2 hours in police station ..........
eeek:

You bailing Baldy out again ???


No .........I hope no Cypriot police are reading this .............got nicked by the "marine" police for a driving offence (there was not one) .....when the traffic police arrived they could not understand why they were there .....

two wasted hours of my life........ censored:

That bitch of an ex wife sold my jetski without me knowing  cussing:

Where she went wrong was that I have the registration docs, just like a log book. I can report it stolen then the marine police will stop the 'new owners' or I can just go to their house and tow it away and wait until I get stopped and show the paperwork that proves it is mine.  eveilgrin:

Apc.....did you get stopped on your new jetski?  whistle:

no.......... cussing:
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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8015 on: May 04, 2011, 08:01:29 PM »
Blooming crowded in here tonight, isnt it?  Can hardly get to the bar for elbows.  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8016 on: May 04, 2011, 08:28:12 PM »
Or thighs like girders  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8017 on: May 06, 2011, 08:48:36 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8018 on: May 06, 2011, 08:54:38 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8019 on: May 06, 2011, 09:20:29 PM »
Been at a committee meeting all evening.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8020 on: May 07, 2011, 12:09:25 AM »
Miss D wake up, you can't go to sleep there!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8021 on: May 07, 2011, 02:32:02 AM »
Well, I never heard Miss D go out.   rubschin: 
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8022 on: May 07, 2011, 05:22:50 AM »
She doesn't do dramatic exits ..... Just slides slowly under a table. The noise only starts when she come round.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8023 on: May 07, 2011, 08:14:23 AM »
I am coming round  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8024 on: May 07, 2011, 08:24:29 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 07, 2011, 08:14:23 AM
I am coming round  redface:

How lovely... I'll open a bottle...  cloud9:
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