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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8865 on: August 22, 2011, 05:29:15 PM »
It is the Royal Correspondent! SHe is an idiot
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8866 on: August 22, 2011, 05:30:48 PM »
Our council has just revoked these bylaws which date from 1894 to 1935 -

(1) No person shall play tipcat or any offensive or dangerous game in such a manner as to cause obstruction or danger (Tipcat is an early form of rounders played with a sharpened stick instead of a ball)

(2) The person having control of a steam-powered whirligig will bring it to a standstill if a person becomes ill

(3) If two or more people wilfully jostle or annoy any foot passengers, each such person shall be guilty of an offence

(4) No person shall to the inconvenience or danger of passengers carry a bag of soot in the street

(5) Domestic servants should register with the council

(6) No person shall bathe in a river within 200 yards of public place without wearing a dress

(7) Orange peel or other dangerous substances shall not be thrown in a public place

(8) No person shall sing in any public place within 100 yards of any place of public worship

(9) No person shall convey along any street the undressed carcass of any animal or any offensive offal

(10) Spitting on the wall of a public carriage is prohibited
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8867 on: August 22, 2011, 05:33:27 PM »
Time to have some fun  :thumbsup:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8868 on: August 22, 2011, 11:31:56 PM »
Get the beers in tightwad!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8869 on: August 23, 2011, 03:07:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2011, 05:33:27 PM
Time to have some fun  :thumbsup:

Bags I number 9. eveilgrin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8870 on: August 23, 2011, 03:10:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2011, 05:33:27 PM
Time to have some fun  :thumbsup:

If you are going to try number 1 can we have some warning please, you playing with a sharpened piece of wood can't end well for the victims spectators.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8871 on: August 23, 2011, 03:40:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 23, 2011, 03:07:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2011, 05:33:27 PM
Time to have some fun  :thumbsup:

Bags I number 9. eveilgrin:

Offensive offal.... is that Nick's cat?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8872 on: August 23, 2011, 04:35:59 PM »
Has anybody found my bag of soot?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8873 on: August 23, 2011, 05:07:34 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2011, 04:35:59 PM
Has anybody found my bag of soot?

We put it in the tea this morning...  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8874 on: August 23, 2011, 08:11:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 23, 2011, 05:07:34 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2011, 04:35:59 PM
Has anybody found my bag of soot?

We put it in the tea this morning...  redface:

I wonder why nobody noticed?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8875 on: August 24, 2011, 12:40:27 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8876 on: August 24, 2011, 12:44:01 PM »
I'm werking, like.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8877 on: August 24, 2011, 12:44:23 PM »
I was smashing stuff...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8878 on: August 24, 2011, 01:37:01 PM »
Busy ...... Looks like you'll just have to play with yourself  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #8879 on: August 24, 2011, 01:39:32 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 24, 2011, 01:37:01 PM
Busy ...... Looks like you'll just have to play with yourself  whistle:

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