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Offline Nick

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9465 on: May 09, 2012, 05:21:58 PM »
20p.

Can she do housework?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9466 on: May 09, 2012, 05:30:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 09, 2012, 05:21:58 PM
20p.

Can she do housework?


I wished ...........I do the cleaning and ironing ........... evil:            but I taught her to cook ......... :thumbsup:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9467 on: May 09, 2012, 06:07:05 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 09, 2012, 05:30:43 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 09, 2012, 05:21:58 PM
20p.

Can she do housework?


I wished ...........I do the cleaning and ironing ........... evil:           
Whilst she goes out and earns the money ...seems a fair deal  :thumbsup:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9468 on: May 10, 2012, 12:36:45 AM »
 sad32: tunble:    all alone
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9469 on: May 14, 2012, 09:40:37 PM »
Just me 'n' Miss D... eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9470 on: May 14, 2012, 09:47:19 PM »
Look out for the damp patch on the bench seat next to the dart board tomorrow...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9471 on: May 15, 2012, 03:42:30 AM »
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9472 on: May 15, 2012, 06:06:56 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 15, 2012, 03:42:30 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9473 on: May 15, 2012, 08:06:30 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 15, 2012, 03:42:30 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9474 on: May 15, 2012, 08:09:09 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2012, 08:06:30 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 15, 2012, 03:42:30 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9475 on: May 15, 2012, 08:31:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2012, 08:09:09 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2012, 08:06:30 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 15, 2012, 03:42:30 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk. eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9476 on: May 15, 2012, 08:34:45 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 15, 2012, 08:31:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2012, 08:09:09 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2012, 08:06:30 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 15, 2012, 03:42:30 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk. eyes:

I have a hair shirt....
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9477 on: May 15, 2012, 09:06:21 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 15, 2012, 08:31:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2012, 08:09:09 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2012, 08:06:30 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 15, 2012, 03:42:30 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk.

Silk you say?  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9478 on: May 15, 2012, 09:18:20 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 15, 2012, 08:31:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2012, 08:09:09 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2012, 08:06:30 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 15, 2012, 03:42:30 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk. eyes:

Indeed! ~ The Portia of our Chambers.
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #9479 on: May 15, 2012, 10:59:57 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 15, 2012, 09:18:20 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 15, 2012, 08:31:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2012, 08:09:09 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2012, 08:06:30 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 15, 2012, 03:42:30 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk. eyes:

Indeed! ~ The Portia of our Chambers.


And who shall play the part of Rumpole?
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