Nodded off on the settee, the phone just woke me up
Mum said, "just letting you know we're off on a cruise tomorrow"
JOM, "I thought that was the other week"
Mum, "oh yes it was, but dad saw a cheapy on teletext thingy, so were off to Belgium, Denmark, Estonia, Russia among other places"
That's me bloody inheritance going. I hope they spend every penny