Do tell...............
The fecking pool has a blockage between the skimmer and the pump....
I've been let down by numerous engineers who were supposed to come and fix it - I've literally been waiting in for three weeks for guys to turn up who just don't bother....
So, finally today a guy turns up - has a look - we go all through it and he agrees to the clever solution I have invented....
But I felt there was a 'BUT' heading my way and
sure-e-fucking-nuff....
"I'll do it when I get back from my holiday in September"