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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #180 on: September 23, 2007, 05:21:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=792. msg27277#msg27277 date=1190369272
yes. . .  poor me. 

[/I;m knew to this.  Why are you pining
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #181 on: September 23, 2007, 05:38:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=792. msg27277#msg27277 date=1190369272
yes. . .  poor me. 

[/I;m knew to this.  Why are you pining
quote]
doh:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #182 on: September 24, 2007, 01:14:31 AM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=792. msg27277#msg27277 date=1190369272
yes. . .  poor me. 

[/I;m knew to this.  Why are you pining
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I assume you meant to say, "I'm new to this. Why are you pining? "    whistle:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #183 on: September 24, 2007, 08:19:37 AM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=792. msg27277#msg27277 date=1190369272
yes. . .  poor me. 

[/I;m knew to this.  Why are you pining
quote]

I assume you meant to say, "I'm new to this. Why are you pining? "    whistle:


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #184 on: November 13, 2007, 10:17:28 AM »
It is totally empty now, not even any guests!

Have you all gone somewhere else?

Will have to lock myself in ;D

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #185 on: November 13, 2007, 10:30:02 AM »
It is totally empty now, not even any guests!

Have you all gone somewhere else?

Will have to lock myself in ;D

What about me?

I know I'm a bit ethereal, but I'm still here - I think.

Hello? Hello? Can anybody hear me?

Nope. They've all gone out Christmas shopping or summat. Oh well, in the absence of any bar staff I guess I'll just help myself. Now, where did BM put the key to the liquor cabinet . . . . .
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #186 on: November 13, 2007, 10:34:33 AM »
I am keeping an eye out. I spect Barman is digging a hole int eh patio. Landlady has been very quiet since he had her laser beamed. And Growler is having a sulk> rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #187 on: November 13, 2007, 10:52:53 AM »
I am keeping an eye out. I spect Barman is digging a hole int eh patio. Landlady has been very quiet since he had her laser beamed. And Growler is having a sulk> rubschin:

Wenchy seems to have disappeared as well.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #188 on: November 13, 2007, 11:00:19 AM »
And I am about to disappear,................
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #189 on: November 13, 2007, 11:01:16 AM »
I've had the 'lectric off all day and the gas boiler is still buggered...  Banghead
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #190 on: November 13, 2007, 12:35:24 PM »
If this was a bloody decent pub we woulld have had a punch up by now!

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #191 on: November 13, 2007, 12:38:45 PM »
No chance GOS, Barman is using Nick as a bouncer. Nobody in their right mind is going to tempt fate like that  scared2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #192 on: November 13, 2007, 12:39:22 PM »
It is totally empty now, not even any guests!

Have you all gone somewhere else?

Will have to lock myself in ;D


Has nobody told him 'bout the secret door installed in the days when the Revenue used to raid the old premises in search of contriband ~ very useful now when one sees certain people pull into the car park. The tunnel brings you out at the back of the church.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #193 on: November 13, 2007, 02:02:37 PM »
It is totally empty now, not even any guests!

Have you all gone somewhere else?

Will have to lock myself in ;D
Has nobody told him 'bout the secret door installed in the days when the Revenue used to raid the old premises in search of contriband ~ very useful now when one sees certain people pull into the car park.

The tunnel brings you out at the back of the church.

Ah yes, St Cuthbert's back passage, I had forgotten that one.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #194 on: November 13, 2007, 02:42:53 PM »
It's where BM keeps the Bishops Finger
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